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Tonas, that’s a great idea! It tells you’re wife that you love her and want to do her all at the same time.
At first I thought it would be funny, then the more I thought about it, I decided it would actually be practical. Not to mention subtlety is over rated.
Plus sex is one of the best presents to give and both receive. You should tell your wife that when you go try these quickie posisitions out in public or to parties to wear high heels. They make your legs easier to slide apart when you’re bent over in compromising situations.
I don’t like that clerk at Luna Records who barely grunted at me until the day I bought a Velvet Underground album. Dude, you’re at least supposed to HIDE your snobbishness.
I don’t like that it keeps snowing so I can’t really wear my non-verse.
"girl" wrote:Plus sex is one of the best presents to give and both receive. You should tell your wife that when you go try these quickie posisitions out in public or to parties to wear high heels. They make your legs easier to slide apart when you’re bent over in compromising situations.Great tip, I’ll keep that in mind.
"girl" wrote:chocolates and roses and prewritten cards = yuck.You aren’t the only one! I had a 30 minute debate with my mom about this a few days ago. I realize that naturally her opinions are going to be a little antiquated, but seriously…I refuse to believe that all women want the same generic gift every year. My biggest laugh was when she said that most women work in an office together, and that they can’t stand it when other women get flowers and they don’t because all women want to show off flowers. I don’t like most flowers, and if a guy brings me them, then I know he put absolutely no effort into finding me a gift. I would take a plastic dinosaur over crappy flowers any day.
"tonas" wrote:At first I thought it would be funny, then the more I thought about it, I decided it would actually be practical. Not to mention subtlety is over rated.I dated this one guy for 3 years, and our first Valentine’s Day together I received a purple vibrator from him. He ordered it online back in November as a joke (not meaning to give it to me on Valentine’s Day), and since it was not in stock at the time, it didn’t arrive until that day. To be honest, it wasn’t even the worst present he ever gave me. The next year he had his co-workers put together a gift basket for me full of crappy Valentine’s presents like conversation hearts, a coupon book, and countless other random pink stuff. At least the vibrator was useful.
Things that vibrate always make great gifts. Just take the kazoo for instance!…er…um…uh…and that’s all I can think of without being perverted.
Prewritten cards = yuck
but
homemade cards = love
Especially when they involve really cool drawn pictures just for me. Or my two other favorite things…porn and mushrooms.
I like really weird gifts and sweet odd notes like ones that have motorcycles cows and ones that are taped to everything I touch my hands on after waking when doing my morning routine. Or one of SG’s odes.
These are the things that will endear you to me forever.It has been too long since I watched a good band play. I don’t like that I live at least an hour or more from any bars that play music other than country music. I’m thinking a trip to Kansas City is needed…
It might sound like a great idea, but it turns out that laptops don’t drink orange and pineapple juice, not even laptops made by apple. So in one week I managed to kill both my cellphone and my laptop.
The tech guys at work hate me, it’s the third laptop I’ve destroyed within the last twelve months.Hey Robert, don’t feel too bad. One of the cats was being particularly annoying the other day, so I went to grab him, he was so surprised he pooped a little on my laptop. No damage, but the new rule in the house is "don’t squeeze the cat."
"malcolm tent" wrote:"don’t squeeze the cat."That reminds me of something I saw on the internet months ago. Someone posted a question like, "How can I make my cat meow by squeezing it?" I’m pretty sure most of the replies were, "Don’t squeeze the cat," with a few other random, yet hilarious, answers to go along with it. This gives me something else to waste my time searching the internet for now…
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