I don’t like you!

[malcolm tent]

have you tried doing a Google search for "Why won’t my p. . ." ? The first suggestion is amazing.

[PunkyJ]

Most of my Google searches consist of: Ugly babies, men’s nipples, and shoes.

[malcolm tent]

I like how I worked 44+ hours last week, that today was my first day off since last Thursday– with the prior day off being the Friday before that– and they tried to call me in at eight this morning. . . lord almighty, I need to sleep sometime.

[PunkyJ]

Being sick! I hate it. The worst part is that when I am sick I feel the need to constantly clean everything with bleach over and over. I think I might have some kind of disorder.

[hotmessization]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

Being sick! I hate it.

This.

I am currently stricken with TWO illnesses. I have a cold AND the stomach flu. My body isn’t following the rules.

Also, I’m terribly sorry, but I can’t resist posting this.

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[malcolm tent]

Two of my coworkers got into an argument, and the next day one of them found his tires slashed. She might have done it, but he also lives in the sort of apartment complex where people sometimes find their cars on cinder blocks. . .
so now everytime I work with him I get to hear him bitch about the very fact that he has to see her at work.

[PunkyJ]

Today it was so nice out that I hung my clothes out on the line to dry. Right now, it is sleeting. I really hate you sometimes, Kansas!

[tonas]

I don’t like mandatory layoffs. The department I work in went though this last week at work. Out of the 6 engineers that worked in my department, 4 of them are now gone. Leaving me and another guy as the only engineers. I’m thankful to still have my job, but am worried at how busy I will become.

[malcolm tent]

I don’t like it when people complain about the weather, but I also don’t like that it’s raining on my day off. I really wanted to go ride bikes.

[PunkyJ]

I know I have mentioned my fear of belly buttons, but my biggest fear is grasshoppers. Since I have moved to this farm, I have noticed that there is this grasshopper/spider mix bug that I can’t believe is allowed to exist. These things are awful…and fast…and I don’t even know if I can handle googling the bastards to see what they really are. I should just move.

[girl]

Grasshoppers are having babies with spiders and creating a super creature called Griders? Or Spoppers?! That sounds like a B-horror movie from the 30’s where they used actual insects but made them look like they were twelve million feet tall.

I’m sorry but that just sounds awesome. But then again my mind has started wandering and I’m really just thinking about cheesy 80’s B-horror movies. *plays "falling in love" montage, complete with bad eighties song called something like "Give in to the magic" playing over the top, and lots of eating hotdogs in a funny way and blowing up balloons and climbing trellises to sneak into a tight jeaned, high topped wearing guy’s window*

[Robert]

Oi, girl, are there ninjas and full frontal nudity in this motion picture ? If not, I’m not watching it.

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

Oi, girl, are there ninjas and full frontal nudity in this motion picture ? If not, I’m not watching it.

Robert, you would absolutely love the 1988 cult classic Ninja Academy. It has ninjas and boobies! and a secret agent named 007-11!

I think I even have it stored away here somplace on vhs. *too cool for school smiley*

[PunkyJ]

I watched a movie about giant spiders when I was younger. I have been searching for it, but I can’t remember the name or anyone who was in it. All I know is that there is a great big spider in the end that walks down a hallway. I’m thinking it was a part of those sci-fi tv movies they made in the late 80s early 90s. A lot of my favorite movies came from that.

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