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Hey I’m not being a prude, just saying I prefer to enjoy a show sans make up. Thats all.
And no man boobs here, thank you very much.
"tonas" wrote:And no man boobs here, thank you very much.I agree. girl’s boobies on the other hand.
You know, there are moments, even after having had your share of drinks consisting of rum and other magnificent goodies, oh yes, there are moments, even then, when you are able to say to yourself ‘hey, wait a minute, stop typing now, don’t finish this sentence.’ Well my friend, that was such a moment.
"Robert" wrote:girl’s boobies on the other hand.I`m sure they`re tattooed with I luv U Greg Sage and Tim Roth with the Vermont state flag in the background
Who’s got their hands on my boobies? *looks down at chest* Oh wait, those are my own hands…
SG! I just about laughed myself silly but then had to put on my serious face because I do have those exact tattoos.
From now on I must remember to close the curtains and not dress in front of the windows facing Canada."girl" wrote:SG! I just about laughed myself silly but then had to put on my serious face because I do have those exact tattoos. From now on I must remember to close the curtains and not dress in front of the windows facing Canada.I`m still under your bed remember?I see everything
at least you feed me well.I`ve gained 10 pounds from those gorilla strawberry and chocolate sundaes you give me 
Wait a minute SG you’re under her bed? Why the hell am I stuck in the basement then hand cuffed to a bar? Did Robert and I draw short straws?
"tonas" wrote:Wait a minute SG you’re under her bed? Why the hell am I stuck in the basement then hand cuffed to a bar? Did Robert and I draw short straws?All you need is a Robert Plant wig,a Tim Roth mask,and Roger Daltrey tight jeans and you`ll get preferential treatment
Yes Tonas, just bring me a sacrificial offering and you can live with SG under my bed.
Acceptable sacrifices that would appease the almighty me:
-a golden statue of Optimus Prime
-a new sweater
-a half naked and slightly frightened Alexander Skarsgård
-the key that unlocks this briefcase I have hereWOOO! Tonas and me are gonna be bunk buddies
*bring your Kiss action figures!I wanna be Paul,you can be Gene*
Awesome! And you guys will always know exactly when I get home when you hear the bed creak and two gorilla feet appear beside the bed.
"essgee09" wrote:WOOO! Tonas and me are gonna be bunk buddies
*bring your Kiss action figures!I wanna be Paul,you can be Gene*
SG I’m always Ace, so if you want you can be Gene and Paul. But only if we can beat up Peter, he’s a punk anyway.
Girl, I don’t want to think about you in bed with a gorilla let alone being under the bed when you are with him.
"tonas" wrote:Girl, I don’t want to think about you in bed with a gorilla let alone being under the bed when you are with him. Tonas, I meant that the gorilla feet would be mine.
Oh goodness. I think laughed away my whole quota for the day. *puts away the gorilla suit so Tonas doesn’t cry anymore* "tonas" wrote:SG I’m always Ace, so if you want you can be Gene and Paul. But only if we can beat up Peter, he’s a punk anyway.I was thinking of the current band,no Ace no Peter but you can be Ace anyway
"girl" wrote:Tonas, I meant that the gorilla feet would be mine.*wait a minute!*
*SG puts on spare gorilla suit,opens wine bottle,and puts on Barry White record,and jumps in Girl`s bed*
*do you come here often?my primate cutie?*
*be quiet Tonas,we`re having a quiet jungle evening here*
oh wait we don`t need Barry White,this will do fine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSMFPJ0y3fE wSMFPJ0y3fE
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