KISS!

[girl]

I don’t think I’ve ever been romanced quite like that before.

And now I am thinking that poor Tonas would rather be chained in the basement then have to witness our hot monkey love.

Hot monkey love

[tonas]

Yeah I’d rather be in the dungeon with Robert.

Have fun you two creating a new species.

[essgee09]

Hot monkey love
snuggling up with my hairy turtle dove
I`ll feed you a grape
you big sexy ape
we should stay in these suits forever what a life it would be
but then we`d be full of poop and pee
that would really stink
maybe we should see a shrink
on why we wanna be primates
and don`t look like normal dates

[girl]

That was so wrong SG, that it went all the way back around to right.

[essgee09]

We should get this thread back on topic

*imagines Kiss gorilla fans in makeup*

[Robert]

I hate to burst your bubble Salami, but this thread can never get back on topic. Not after your love note to girl. What this thread needs to salvage the pieces are a dancing clownes, strippers, a wicket keeper and two elephants. Or a picture of tonas with KISS make up.

[essgee09]

"Robert" wrote:

dancing clownes, strippers, a wicket keeper and two elephants.

Those are good suggestions for a Kiss show

*Gene says ‘we`ve already done that’*

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

Or a picture of tonas with KISS make up.

Yes! Please Tonas, make our dreams come true! Or atleast post that picture of you as J.

[Robert]

The picture of tonas as J redefined every mental image I had of tonas. It might have redefined the internet as a whole.

[girl]

"When Tonas dressed up as J, my mustache fell off." -Alex Trebek

[tonas]

Not sure where that pic of Me dressed as J ended up. That was a fun Halloween, no one knew who I was. And really J isn’t that scary.

Yeah lets get back on topic discussing the triumphant return of KISS. There new album comes out one week from today. I am so excited!

Also I got the new Alice in Chains disc today. It is very good. I didn’t realize how much I had missed them. Crazy with all of these 90’s bands coming out with CD’s this year. You’d think it was like 96′ or something.

[built_to_spill]

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4954046&categoryid=2378529″>http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=495404 … id=2378529

[tonas]

"built_to_spill" wrote:

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4954046&categoryid=2378529

Yeah this is posted on Kiss’ website too I saw it earlier today.

[malcolm tent]

"essgee09" wrote:

Yeah I envision Tonas going to work with the makeup and the boots

I do too, but I can’t decide if I’d rather be the Fox or the Ankh Warrior.

[tonas]

"malcolm tent" wrote:

"essgee09" wrote:

Yeah I envision Tonas going to work with the makeup and the boots

I do too, but I can’t decide if I’d rather be the Fox or the Ankh Warrior.

Vinnie Vincent is a punk (the ahnk), you’d much rather be the Fox for sure.

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