Malcom Report Special Edition:

[malcom]

After the drudgery of the last post, I thought I’d have some fun this time. So: Who would you fall for?

Girl #1. Known for a while, attractive, smart, plays guitar, enjoys Weezer and has been introduced to Dinosaur Jr (which she enjoyed). We went to see a movie the other night and she seemed rather affectionate. BUT she has a boyfriend who’s hobbies are (not a joke!) Self mutilation and explosives. Oh, and she openly enjoys Danzig.

Girl #2. Met the other night while shopping, attractive, seems smart, enjoys Weezer, is single, and seems like my type. She works at a local clothing store, and helped me pick out stuff (I spent far more than intended). BUT we just met and actually used "emo" in a sentence (with a straight face).

So who do you want to see butchered in the next report? <img> Remember: YOUR vote counts (sorta)

[AGAP]

I was looking for a third option…both <img>

Not against the law to date a couple people at the same time, take each of them out see how it goes b4 the intensity of a 1-1 r’ship…sounds like a plan <img>

Allison <img>

[buckingham rabbit]

Hey man, have you considered that girl # 2, like a stripper, was just being nice to you because she wanted you to buy more clothes? And it worked!

I’m actually a romantic at heart.

[malcom]

Really now, five votes! I think we can do better than that!

Maybe THIS is why nobody ever uses the "poll" button.

[Long Distance Drunk]

Well, liking =w= gets both props. Using the word "emo" sucks, but not as much as Danzig. Well that is if she takes Glen seriously. I voted for 2, get to know someone new, but both would be da best…

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