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"fata morgana " wrote:Oh that looks like the new kitty I’m getting: Parker
Ooooooouuhhh, he’s so cute!Kitties are terrific! They are soft and cuddly and they run around and play and knock stuff over and you try to stay mad at them but they are just too cute. But be wary of any stripper who asks you to feed the kitty. She’s not talking about our feline friends! No Meow Mix is involved! Explamation point!
No handcuffs, Granny Winkle. End of story.
"girl " wrote:They are soft and cuddly and they run around and play and knock stuff over and you try to stay mad at them but they are just too cute. But be wary of any stripper who asks you to feed the kitty.Parker did break a cup yesterday
But that’s OK, he’s a male cat and male cats ar clumsy. As for Patricia the Stripper, Meow Mix should be involved… It usually is on Saturday nights… Handcuffs… Can I watch? 
"fata morgana " wrote:Can I watch?Only if you use both of your beautiful, gigantic, red eyeballs to do so.
"girl " wrote:Only if you use both of your beautiful, gigantic, red eyeballs to do so. I only have one eyeball and it’s in the middle of my forehead.
"fata morgana " wrote:I only have one eyeball and it’s in the middle of my forehead.Neat. I have an asshole on my elbow. *hopes she’s impressed*
"girl " wrote:Neat. I have an asshole on my elbow. *hopes she’s impressed*Really ? Wait, let me put my other eye in.
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