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    fata morgana
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      Oh that looks like the new kitty I’m getting: Parker :) Ooooooouuhhh, he’s so cute!

      #128933
      girl
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        "fata morgana " wrote:
        Oh that looks like the new kitty I’m getting: Parker :) Ooooooouuhhh, he’s so cute!

        Kitties are terrific! They are soft and cuddly and they run around and play and knock stuff over and you try to stay mad at them but they are just too cute. But be wary of any stripper who asks you to feed the kitty. She’s not talking about our feline friends! No Meow Mix is involved! Explamation point!

        No handcuffs, Granny Winkle. End of story.

        #128934
        fata morgana
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          "girl " wrote:
          They are soft and cuddly and they run around and play and knock stuff over and you try to stay mad at them but they are just too cute. But be wary of any stripper who asks you to feed the kitty.

          Parker did break a cup yesterday ::) But that’s OK, he’s a male cat and male cats ar clumsy. As for Patricia the Stripper, Meow Mix should be involved… It usually is on Saturday nights… Handcuffs… Can I watch? :icu:

          #128935
          girl
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            "fata morgana " wrote:
            Can I watch? :icu:

            Only if you use both of your beautiful, gigantic, red eyeballs to do so. :icu: :icu:

            #128936
            fata morgana
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              "girl " wrote:
              Only if you use both of your beautiful, gigantic, red eyeballs to do so. :icu: :icu:

              I only have one eyeball and it’s in the middle of my forehead.

              #128937
              girl
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                "fata morgana " wrote:
                I only have one eyeball and it’s in the middle of my forehead.

                Neat. I have an asshole on my elbow. *hopes she’s impressed*

                #128938
                fata morgana
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                  "girl " wrote:
                  Neat. I have an asshole on my elbow. *hopes she’s impressed*

                  Really ? Wait, let me put my other eye in. :devil:

                  #128939
                  girl
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                    "fata morgana " wrote:
                    Really ? Wait, let me put my other eye in. :devil:

                    Your blinking evil eye is so pretty. I want to write you notes that say "Eye think you’re terrific!"

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