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"Annastefka" wrote:I read about the use of one of the first submarines by the confederate army during the civil war. Fascinating, I had no idea there was a submarine in use during the civil war…a rather crude one, that had to be hand cranked and often filled up with water killing most everyone inside.
Ah yes…The moon roof seemed like such a good idea on paper…
"essgee09" wrote:I`m hiring a big gorilla named Al for a bouncer so if you get out of line,you`re out the door!
I’ll just distract him with a banana. He’ll go to peel it and it’ll have all those stringy bits on it that he can’t seem to grasp with his big meaty paws…Then I’ll jump over the bar Desperado style and steal your booze!
Most perfect. Plan. Ever.
Today and right now at this exact minute I am in love with New Politics ~ We Are The Radio
And I don’t care if nobody else likes them. They make me happy and want to learn how to turn break dancing into a sexual position.
"essgee09" wrote:I`m hiring a big gorilla named Al for a bouncer so if you get out of line,you`re out the door!I’ll just distract him with a banana. He’ll go to peel it and it’ll have all those stringy bits on it that he can’t seem to grasp with his big meaty paws…Then I’ll jump over the bar Desperado style and steal your booze!
Most perfect. Plan. Ever.
Today and right now at this exact minute I am in love with New Politics ~ We Are The Radio
And I don’t care if nobody else likes them. They make me happy and want to learn how to turn break dancing into a sexual position.
Then I would insist that we do it! And by "it" I mean make shadow puppets.
And this cracks me up to no end. I am absolutely delighted that everyone who meets him starts calling my friend Alan
I’m pretty sure they are long lost twins.I just heard a song in a car commercial…Now what was it? *taps lip in thought* Oh yes!
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros ~ JanglinI don’t know why but I am always a little disappointed when I here songs I love in commercials. But then I tell myself to get over myself and all is right in the world.
"essgee09" wrote:*I`m going to open a bar called Life`s Basement someday*And I’m going to get drunk in that bar! It’s good to have goals in life.
And I should dig out my 50 Foot Wave records. I really should. Right after I listen to The Black Keys ~ You’re The One 102,003 more times.
"essgee09" wrote:*I`m going to open a bar called Life`s Basement someday*And I’m going to get drunk in that bar! It’s good to have goals in life.
And I should dig out my 50 Foot Wave records. I really should. Right after I listen to The Black Keys ~ You’re The One 102,003 more times.
"Robert" wrote:I couldn’t agree more.Is Beepop the Clown a scary clown or one of those who makes children laugh and clap their hands ?
Whos is Beepop the Clown ? I think clowns are a little scaryYou should check your mail more often.
Buttbumps
They sound even more awesome then chest bumps. But not more awesome then when two girls do chestbumps. Or two gorillas. And if two girl gorillas ever did that I think my head would explode.I like camping and when someone says they want to get drunk and listen to ELO with you.
And I love messages from Beebop the Clown. I really do.Happy Birthday Stef! I hope your day is filled with sunshine, hugs and those cardboard cut outs of bad guys that you see in movies like Police Academy so you can shoot them wild west style. *kiss*
"Robert" wrote:Oi, girl, are there ninjas and full frontal nudity in this motion picture ? If not, I’m not watching it.Robert, you would absolutely love the 1988 cult classic Ninja Academy. It has ninjas and boobies! and a secret agent named 007-11!
I think I even have it stored away here somplace on vhs. *too cool for school smiley*
Grasshoppers are having babies with spiders and creating a super creature called Griders? Or Spoppers?! That sounds like a B-horror movie from the 30’s where they used actual insects but made them look like they were twelve million feet tall.
I’m sorry but that just sounds awesome. But then again my mind has started wandering and I’m really just thinking about cheesy 80’s B-horror movies. *plays "falling in love" montage, complete with bad eighties song called something like "Give in to the magic" playing over the top, and lots of eating hotdogs in a funny way and blowing up balloons and climbing trellises to sneak into a tight jeaned, high topped wearing guy’s window*
Ninja pastry skills.
If you only knew…The night before I stayed up really really late, woke up early the next morning with the feeling like Hey I can do this! I am the master of my domain! but then I still felt "sleepy" and said Not gonna happen. Need more sleepy time then didn’t wake up until well into the afternoon.
So I messed up quite a bit in many places and my fingers were dyed red for the entire rest of the evening. But it was so worth it to see her tear into it and get it everywhere. She even had it up her nose! Hehe
