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Jesse. Oh my. He’s all sad and heart broken and so little and cute…So much so that I don’t think of him sleeping in a bed but rather in a nest. Made out of my bras and panties and stocking. And maybe some lint from the lint trap in my dryer.
Oh my. I came in here to ask how I should take it when someone asked me if I was a hairdresser and then *kapow* Castration!
So I’m going to just back away slowly and close the door behind me. Then keep backing down the hallway, Outside the front door and into traffic.
I have to regroup and rethink my strategy after seeing that picture. Oh my…I forgot how much I love Bubbles.
And I also forgot the new season of Breaking Bad has started! Good thing it’s on demand because I can reknew my crush on Jesse. Not because he’s tall or handsome but for his voice. Oh my…*insert dirty thought here*
Oh PunkyJ, you’re lovely! And lethal! If there ever was a nuclear zombie attack I want you on my side.
And Stefka, I have a terrible memory. So much so that when I was on the phone with somebody one time they told me something and I said "Let me write this down before I…"
I forgot the word "forget".
I was thinking awesome.
Oh my, I just thought about this guy Mike I knew a long time ago. He used to call me veney. Which I always secretly liked because my mom calls me vene. Now I all verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves.
This is kind of a tempting reason to get facebook and look him up but then I remembered that he showed me "the brain". If you don’t know what I’m talking about watch Waiting."PunkyJ" wrote:Just call me Sally in the Alley from now on.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Can I be Truck Stop Trixie ?? We can travel the country selling our "wares" to lonely truckers and back alley perverts. Please please can we do this? It can be my birthday, christmas and secretaries day presents combined.
Hey, I go to great lengths to maintain my corpse-like complexion. Like wearing SPF 5,000 and sleeping in a cave.
Things that I like and want to marry:
Clementines
Jeff Winger playing pool in his undies
Coming home when you’ve been away for a while
And Jason Schwartzman at 1 minute 43 seconds
[youtube]ZSDVX6fRSr4[/youtube]And if I had to marry Texas, it would be the type of loveless marriage where we sleep in separate beds and never talk.
"malcolm tent" wrote:Heyyy Girl, hi contrast around here much?Are you suggesting that I don’t normally have the hue of a drowning victim?
Billie Holiday ~ The Very Thought Of You
To be honest, it really isn’t my life right now. But I want it to be…
"malcolm tent" wrote:chubby cheeks, my favorite babies are the ones who look like their deflating. I don’t even know what that means.Yesterday I took my little lady swimming and on the way there I saw this in the sky.
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Squiggly questions marks in the sky make me happy.
And little fatty boom boom babies in bikinis make me happy.
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And taking her out on her first hike through the forest today makes me happy.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/Picture1846157.jpg?t=1267914132[/img]And here’s me! *karate kapow kick*
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/1863s-1-1.jpg?t=1267914186[/img]I feel a little weird posting these pics here. You know, because of my general disregard for moral decency…But I love my niece! To pieces.
And you all can see what a travesty it is that Vermont is nearly snowless.
In march.
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[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/Picture1846109.jpg?t=1267731024[/img]Oh my, I’ve become one of those creepy people that wants to show everyone pictures of babies.
