Complete randomness

[girl]

Hells yeah.

[PunkyJ]

I don’t want to say that my family is weird, but we did just go look for a haunted cemetery, a tree that four people hit with their car and died at, and the house that the people who invented the recipe for Dr. Pepper built. We did all of this on our way home from a funeral.

[malcolm tent]

I’m rebuilding an old Huffy bicycle (from back when Huffy’s were good bikes), and last night I couldn’t figure out why the rear wheel wouldn’t turn. I thought I was going to have to screw with the hub, and then this morning I noticed that the rear wheel was in all crooked, and was rubbing on the frame. Sheldon Brown I am not.

[PunkyJ]

I keep saying that a bike will be my next purchase. Unfortunately, it won’t do me much good where I live now.

[PunkyJ]

They just castrated cows on the farm today. I pulled the skin off and help clean them. For all of the things I have dissected, this was actually an interesting project to me.

[tonas]

Did they use their teeth to cut them off? I heard thats how they do it on the farm,that cowboys can just tear them off with their teeth.

Crazy……..

[girl]

Oh my. I came in here to ask how I should take it when someone asked me if I was a hairdresser and then *kapow* Castration!

So I’m going to just back away slowly and close the door behind me. Then keep backing down the hallway, Outside the front door and into traffic.

[PunkyJ]

"tonas" wrote:

Did they use their teeth to cut them off? I heard thats how they do it on the farm,that cowboys can just tear them off with their teeth.

Crazy……..

I wasn’t there to witness the event, so I am just going to say…yes, that is exactly how they did it.

[Robert]

Why on earth would bars have really fantastic sofas that caresses your body, and then have the staff tell you that you’re not allowed to sleep in them ? It doesn’t make sense at all.

[girl]

Maybe you took a wrong turn, left Norway and accidentally stepped into communist Russia.

[Robert]

That reminds me of the time I unknowingly invaded Sweden. Luckily they had beer and trout. Ah, the spoils of war, how I miss you.

[essgee09]

"Robert" wrote:

Luckily they had beer and trout.

*and ABBA!*

[girl]

And ABBBA….my tummy hurts from laughing.

I invade Canada on a weekly basis. Just ask SG…he knows the spoils of war too.

ps Does my avatar work for any of you?

[tonas]

Fucking ants…… God damned fucking ants….. Shit.

[Robert]

As a solution to your problem I shall quote a modern day philospher and say We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn. Burn, motherfucker, burn.

Ah, Bloodhound Gang, your wisdom has guided me through countless trials and turmoils.

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