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"Robert" wrote:Kimono & leather, it such a winning combination.
I like it! It gives you the impression that it’s not above slapping you hard across the face but afterwards it’ll kiss and make it better.
Quote:I’m not one to kiss and tell, I’m more of the spank and videotape kind of guy…Oh my. I think this is the greatest thing that has ever been typed out on the internet.
Now it’s Robert – 2
Universe – 8SG, now I look like I am half way through the process of gender reassignment. But the question is, which way am I going?
What’s that supposed to mean?!
PunkyJ, you are like a midwestern 4-H babe. And I like it!
Oh, and where were you during Oktoberfest? I couldn’t imagine wearing cut off shorts during October in Vermont. I mean it snowed here already! Honestly, my lederhosen were leder-frozen.
"PunkyJ" wrote:"girl" wrote:I secretly hope I have a secret double agent porno twin.Please let it be me!
Yes! So the next time a pizza delivery guy knocks at my door wearing pants so tight they borderline criminal, asks "Did anyone order a pizza with a big hard salami?" while he thrusts his pelvis in my general direction, I’ll just say, "No, you want PunkyJ, my porno twin." And then he’ll be all like "I’m sorry for the intrusion. Have a lovely evening." while he tips his invisible top hat to me. And I’ll shut the door and not lock it because I haven’t mastered that technology yet, resume my knitting and muse to myself what a kind young gentlemen he was.
But do you know who honestly does have a porno twin? Michael Pitt. So much so that I am not entirely sure it really isn’t him and another guy doing naughty stuff to that girl.
Oh my. Are you the mayor of Butts County yet?
I like my pirate boyfriend.
I like when I am in a hurry and wearing clicky heels and the people in front of me look back over their shoulder because it sounds like I am a stalker.
I like when boys have haircuts that make them do this head move ever 4 seconds to get their hair out of their eyes. I know I shouldn’t but I do.
And I like how your mom is super cool and saved all your old toys and then gave them to you so we could do this all night. It started out with us putting it on our tummies and saying "Quaid!" but somehow it took a more disturbing turn.Race car beds are really where it’s at though.
And for the past few minutes I have been squinting my eyes and tilting my head trying to see monsters, airplanes and dinosaur boobies but I just don’t see it. Or is making girls tilt their heads, squint their eyes and tap their bottom lip with a quizzical expression really what you like?
And I love love stars above love my Kiera.
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She loves mardi gras beads. Though I think I should put a stop to that.I want to be Dana Carvey in that scenario.
I love October! I think this is the most perfect month of the year. The weather is perfect, you get to dress up and nobody thinks you’re crazy, you get to drink out of spider goblets, and carve pumpkins. Oh my. Speaking of pumpkins…thursday and friday it rained so much there was flooding all over the state and thousands of pumpkins washed away into the rivers.
Luckily I am half fish so I was able to rescue one and then defile it.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/th_PartyZone2010214.jpg?t=1286286054[/img]Some little hands drew on the design for me.
Sweet! We should probably star in a tv series now about a crime solving duo who always has fresh laundry. It’ll be called Fluff n’ Fold.
I’ll be Fluff.
You be fold.
I love cities. I was just in 2 major ones over the past week and I think I might be in love. But only in the sort of way where I only want to visit them. I like country living way too much to ever want to move there permanently.
And I absolutely love when someone says the greatest film of all time is Cabin Boy.
And I love the feeling red false eyelashes make on my bare skin.I did do laundry today.
And this morning before the rain really started to come down, I picked a bum load, like Robert’s sister’s bum in a wedding dress type load, of tomatos to make gazpacho. Now I’m waiting for a companion to show up so we can watch zombies. In business suits.
The zombies. Not us.
Those are the only type of taxes I do. *whispers* but don’t tell the IRS that Oh, unless you think it’ll get me a rebate.
I like that today is so rainy and dark. It makes me feel like it’s okay to not do any work.
"Robert" wrote:Lucky you, three whole days of filling in your taxes, cleaning the gutters, yelling at the electrician who promised the job would be done in two hours but who has spent the best part of the day rummaging your cupboards and trying on your modified girlthongs, and is now so far into the closet that he has legally entered Narnia.Yes taxes. Those are extremely fun to do. Especially when you have people downstairs and they yell up "What are you two doing?" And we both blurt out different answers at the same time. And the people downstairs say "Hey wait a minute….How can you be rearranging furniture and be doing your taxes? Especially when your furniture moving backbrace and calculator are both down here?
Quote:I’ve told you once, and I’ve told you twice, it comes with the territory when you’re an internet predator.I secretly hope I have a secret double agent porno twin.
I like that today, tomorrow and the next day I get to do fun grown-up stuff. And hear good music and wish he was you! *gets kidnapping gear and camouflage undies ready*
I like when boys talk like girls.
But it’s a little embarrassing when someone knows who you are but you think you are meeting for the very first time. But that’s when I just tell people I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time and that I feel like I have forgotten who they are before.
