No Beer Allowed!

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January 12, 2007 at 5:23 pm #49764
girl
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Talk about getting drunk and stuff. We won’t discriminate against you in here…Unless you’re beer that is.
January 12, 2007 at 5:42 pm #124892
girl
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It’s lonely in here. Maybe if I set out some pretzels people will come.
January 12, 2007 at 5:50 pm #124893
Robert
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I was afraid someone would find out I had a beer 15 minutes ago and kick me out, so I just borrowed the bathroom and tiptoed out again.
January 12, 2007 at 5:57 pm #124894
girl
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But now you’re back and to make sure you stay I’m going to handcuff you to the bar.
January 12, 2007 at 5:59 pm #124895
Robert
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"girl " wrote:

I’m going to handcuff you to the bar.

ah, this brings back memories. sweet sweet memories.
January 12, 2007 at 6:10 pm #124896
girl
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Let me just go get my cowboy hat…
January 12, 2007 at 6:31 pm #124897
Robert
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world: 0 robert: 1 !
that should teach reality to mess with me.
January 12, 2007 at 6:36 pm #124898
girl
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I like it when you tell reality who’s boss.

I’m surprised there aren’t more customers in here. I have a man cuffed to the bar and free pretzels…What more do you people want?!
January 15, 2007 at 11:02 am #124899
girl
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You know what’s annoying? When you’re at the bar trying to get a drink and some girl orders a sex on the beach and starts giggling and then the bartender says something lame like "So do I" and then I have to wait for them to stop being so predictable and cliche’. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m missing that chromosome that all girls have that makes them crave fruity drinks with ridiculous names.
January 15, 2007 at 11:22 am #124900
fata morgana
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"girl " wrote:

Maybe I’m missing that chromosome that all girls have that makes them crave fruity drinks with ridiculous names.

I’d rather just have sex on the beach
January 15, 2007 at 12:26 pm #124901
SonicD
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"girl " wrote:

Talk about getting drunk and stuff. We won’t discriminate against you in here…Unless you’re beer that is.

i first got drunk when i was 7, some high school idiots let us drink wine.

that was a bit too much
January 15, 2007 at 1:52 pm #124902
tonas
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*Stumbles in already faded*
Give me a Jack n Coke…….. where are the peanuts?!
January 15, 2007 at 2:52 pm #124903
girl
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No peanuts, just pretzels.

SonicD, that is terrible that those boys gave you wine at such a young age. Your poor adolescent liver.
January 15, 2007 at 2:55 pm #124904
tonas
Moderator
What kind of party doesn’t have peanuts?

*Stumbles back out*
January 15, 2007 at 3:04 pm #124905
Robert
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I’d give you some peanuts tonas, unfortunately I’m handcuffed to the bar. Well, I wouldn’t exactly call it unfortunately.
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