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This Essay is reel long, but I got a 98% on it, and it’s all true

The Corner
Around my Freshman year of high school, my old friends who kept me company throughout grade school began to edge away from me. I haven‘t found a definite answer yet, but it probably had something to do with the fact that I was not joining them in the honors classes. Indeed, I have always been the stupid one in any group. The child development people actually suggested I wait another year before I entered preschool. My parents ignored them. “You just need to apply yourself,â€

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Its not christian, and neither am I. . .Besides, I never said YOU were a Limey. consider it a term of endearment

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Welcome aboard, Limey

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U. . . I have green eyes, kinda brownish green, but yeah. But I got Brown Curly hair too.

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Weezer-Pinkerton, again. My first copy suffered the same fate as my discman-crrrunch!

I just burned-Grateful Dead-American Beauty

Nuggets-volume 1

Kazaa mix three, assorted shit.

I’ma gonna buy-Hank Williams-40 hits and The buzzcocks-singles going steady

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Well, i’m not particularly strong, I just don’t like to stop and eat. I used to weigh about 170 before I entered college and started eating about 1 meal a day.

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Happy birthday to my fav poster!

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Man, whats the cure for an over-long weezer fix?
I gotta get over this thing <img>

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Breethh
Likeyello
noone
cares
mumblewhenyourthere
takemethere
-my bloody valentine

And
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
do it to me every time
oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I’m jello, baby

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I think I’m like 5’7" but I know I weigh 150.

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Hmmm.. .I’m a dog,

But I don’t think I’m in the way.

Although I prolly just killed this topic.

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Some of us young’uns don’t appreciate such comments

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Deep Blue Something-Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Better Than Ezra-Good
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1. Weezer-Blue Album
2. Nuggets: a collection of Garage and whatnot from the sixties-volume 1
3. The Grateful Dead-American Beauty
4. Turtle Island String Quartet-Spider Dreams
5. Kazaa Mix II
6. Weezer-Green Album

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Yeah Nin came from jesus, they were supposed to be named crown of thorns, but that name was taken.

Butthole Surfers-origionally the group would change their name every night (favorites include nine foot worm and The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astuires Asshole) but the only nights people would show up was when they went by Butthole Surfers, so they kept with it.

Buzzcocks-From some film where a guy says "get a buzz, cock

Sex Pistols-taken from Malcolm Mclarens Clothing store

The Clash-Supposedly the most used word in newspaper headlines <img>

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