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Anyone willing to host my pic? I’ve got the photo, but noplace to put it. <img>
Dinosaur Jr. would probably call it "Would I?" or "Searching"
Nirvana says you should call it "Novacain Soul" or "Purgatory"
The Flaming Lips would call it "The Ejected Fetus That Journies to the Edge ot the Universe and Saw That it Was Good <img>
Jeremiah-you’re too thin man! Doesn’t your mommy feed you enough? <img>
Thought I’d take the time to mention that Kevin Shields told TapeOp Magazine recently that he’s working on a solo project right now.
Coceteu Twins
The Undertones-Okay, they’re Irish, Irish bands count, right? <img>Sorry about the band jokes.
What is the diffference between a dead trombone player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road?
The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.
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What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular telephone?
A optimist.
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A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?""Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."
The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"
"Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"
The next night she went out with a French horn player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"
"Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!"
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A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I’d like to look at the accordions, please."The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I’d like the big red one in the corner."
The store owner looks at him and says, "You’re a drummer, aren’t you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That `big red accordion’ is the radiator."
***hmm. . .my potential likes tori amos and I know she likes maisy (uncertain about hello kitty). So that would definately keep me from sleeping.
Not neccesarily for the same reasons of Alison tho. . .
White Stripes, Hotel Yorba- the second song I ever learned to play on guitar
Pavement, Shady Lane-My fave
Hank Williams Sr., I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry
Static X, Push It and Slipknot, Wait and Bleed-Unplugged!
To be honest, the only alarm clocks that wake me up are the buzzers, the "worlds loudest" model, which I keep all the way across the room. I’ve tried everything, only this works
January 28, 2002 at 2:06 am in reply to: The Malcom Report- 1/25:how much self indulgance can you tak #67803SHE isn’t dutch, she’s liberated. And she’s practically mine once she catches on that waiting for a guy to come back from texas in July is a bad idea.
If its sheer annoying factor you’re looking for, try N’syncs pop, can’t get any worse
January 26, 2002 at 11:11 pm in reply to: The Malcom Report- 1/25:how much self indulgance can you tak #67802Not at all. As you can see, I like to talk about myself.
Basically, I was at a blind interesection, 2 stop signs, and a hill on the left side. I didn’t pull out far enough at the sign to see what was out there, and was struck by a car when I was midway through the section. The policeman decided I’d done a rolling stop and gave me the ticket.
January 26, 2002 at 9:55 pm in reply to: The Malcom Report- 1/25:how much self indulgance can you tak #67800On going dutch: My Grandparents didn’t raise me atall, But Pavement has used the phrase "going Dutch" and you got to admit, Pavement it the boss
January 26, 2002 at 9:23 pm in reply to: The Malcom Report- 1/25:how much self indulgance can you tak #67799The Dude, you just hit the nail on the head
Regarding the car, KBB value is about 1300, Looks like I junked my parents car. <img>
If ENDDUST is that "air in a can" crap, It should work. You also should try turning the pots a few times, it doesn’t matter if the amp is on or off, but moving the capacitors tends to work dust out of the pots. This should be done to all of your amps every week or so (or so being the likely candidate. <img>
January 25, 2002 at 5:50 pm in reply to: The Malcom Report- 1/25:how much self indulgance can you tak #67797dent in rear drivers side, rear bumper broked, both back doors sealed shut, "mystery light" on bumper broken, afraid to try trunk since it may not close again, sounds like the frame shifted.
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