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</font><blockquote><font>quote:</font><hr><font> (twisted and ruined by the evil sex) </font><hr></blockquote><font>
least yer gettin’ sex. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
Hey RJ, just have a good cuppa and jump back in. Remember: the only time girls will really like you is when your going out. [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]
Dude, you don’t have to use Grammy artists, this is a hole dif’rent game. [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
Thats more like it.
This guys walking down the street one day when he sees a two herses followed by a man with a dog, being followed by a line of other men. Curious, he walks up to the dog walker and asks "whats going on here, two herses and you following and all?" The dog owner replies, "The first herse has my wife, the second has my mother in law, and this is the dog that killed them." The man asks "Can I borrow that dog?" The owner says, "you’ll have to wait in line just like everybody else."
It seemed better when my dad told it.
Actually, (yes I’m still workin’ on it) I’m planning on using Spanish Bombs and London’s Burning to represent the Clash. London’s Burning is my favorite and Spanish Bombs is the catchiest.
Also Adding the Minutemen’s This aint no picnik and Rancid’s Ruby Soho.
The passengers on a small plane are a quite surprised when the pilots arrive.
The pilots walk up the aisle, both wearing dark glasses. One has a seeing-eye dog, the other is tapping his way with a white-tipped cane.
The cockpit door closes, the engines start up.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway. People by the windows realize they’re heading right towards the water at the end of the runway.
Panic ensues. Screams fill the air. At that very moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot. "Y’know, Bob," he says. "One day they’re going to scream too late, and we’re all gonna die."
[img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]Gods grace man! I was looking for comfort, not punishment! [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] What’d I ever do to you
I have to second Alison on that, My brother moved to South Carolina chasing after a girl (they married now with a kid, i’s all cool) and they’re getting snow now, we haven’t any. I hear cars down there don’t even come with heaters.
Crazy [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
Hey staingirl, I got a (female) friend with one of those purses, Don’t know If she has a hello kitty vibrator tho
My faves-
-New leather Jacket-guess I just lost my indie cred
-10 space SKB rack-finally
-Subscription to Vintage Guitar magazine
-Notes From a Small Island by Bill Bryson-technicly a Birfday present, but still very cool.
