By far the best post in the history of this board. By far.

I didn’t want to let this topic go away. I know this is kind of goofy but I am afraid that Rich is having some
kind of hang-up and I didn’t want to let that happen. Rich, (and any other guy that is interested) I had a boyfriend that had a really large penis and sex with him was no fun. It was uncomfortable. Not wanting to speak about my husbands penis but lets just say it’s ……No, lets not say that…….let me think…….

My group of girlfriends this winter season bought themselves "Hello Kitty" ummmm, okay, "Hello Kitty" vibrators, from a
Japanese web site. I feel sort of left out because I was working and did not get a chance to order the "Hello Kitty" ummmm device. They all have let me know that they would share with me but I think I would prefere my own …. back to the subject…..these things are the perfect size for the average girl…..like five inches long and you know like 1 and 1/2 inches wide. Bigger is not better when it comes to penis size, or as I was once told, most women, just like most men, have sort of figuared out how to do it before they ever really "Do It" you know what I’m saying, so most of us can do it with out a partner, the partner becomes just a wonderful addition. Having a partner with an overly large penis was not really fun for me or any of my girlfriends. (We talk about these things) So I am sure that most men, including you Rich, are just about perfect. If you are a guy with an overly large penis then that sucks because it would be… you know…. difficult to……check out the KITTY.
http://www.hellocat78.1hwy.com/”>http://www.hellocat78.1hwy.com/

try gensing!./ my dick gets twice as big when i take panax every day.. yeah haw… date asian chicks.. they have small vagina’s nice and tight.

crazycloud, I need to remind you of a line from the registration agreement….

Any information the forum owner or staff determines to be inaccurate or vulgar in nature will be removed, with or without prior notice. Appropriate sanctions may be applicable.

I think you are probably getting close to the border , you can use other words to convey
the same message and keep it a little less vulgar.

Oh, but on the same note and yes, offensive and yet, it really happened, this was a police call here in Athens in the late summer:

from the Athens Banner Herald Serptember 10th, 2005

Man charged with sex act with dog
An Athens man was arrested last Saturday for allegedly having sex with a roommate’s Boston terrier, Athens-Clarke police said.

A Noketchee Drive man said he woke up about 9 a.m. and was going to the kitchen for something to drink when he passed by the living room where he saw Sam Willie McIntosh naked and having sexual intercourse with another roommate’s 2-year-old dog, named Precious according to police.

McIntosh was charged with bestiality and cruelty and released on $3,400 bond.

Precious was taken for treatment at a Winterville animal hospital, where a veterinarian used swabs to collect apparent semen from the animal, police said.

I truly horrible incident but as they say truth is stanger than fiction.