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"girl" wrote:Oh my, it’s so hot here. I feel like I’m melting. Meeeeelllllllltttttttiiiinnnngggggggg……………… I need to summon my superpowers, climb onto my throne of naked men and shoot my freeze ray at the sun. That or just go swimming. Any choice will do.
Just get into your banana towel and keep an eye out for gorillas
too hot for that gorilla suit today
It`s really hot here too.Last night some wind was blowing in the windows.It was like mmmm wind
Im sick of the hot weather too. Here is Washington we only get on average 3 90 degree days each summer. This year we already have 6, and by the end of summer we may break the record of 9 days.
Pretty soon we’ll all be living in Alaska, just because of the climate, it will be the only comfortable place left.
20 years ago we`d get a couple of extreme heat days,now it`s like days and days of it
I think we all should head north and live with the polar bearsOh I didn’t mean to sound like I was complaining. The heat today actually felt good. Walking into the greenhouse felt like my face was going to melt off but still good!
And then I spent the afternoon swimming and there wasn’t even a gorilla in sight when I was toweling dry. Bliss. SG, you’re so sweet to look out for my best interest. But never fear! I always put on my anti-face melting make-up before I venture into extreme climates! *the wind blows revealing the tip of WG under my shirt and a sense of calm goes out across the universe*Oh my! Do you know what else is random! Mad libs! They are so funny too. I nearly died laughing doing them last night. But I didn’t die, Freakscene! I wouldn’t give Celine Dion the satisfaction!
Didn’t we have mad libs here? Or am I thinking of somewhere else?The Ballad Of Wondergirl
Wondergirl`s face won`t melt from the heat
while she`s dancing down disco street
In a super banana towel
evil doers cowel
She does`nt get heartburn while eating bbq ribs
and mad libs
Look to the sky you`ll see her fly away
gone swimming all dayA cowl is a draped neck line. Usually on sweaters. Like this:
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/42010.jpg[/img]Walking into the room in her banana colored cowl
All the evil doers turned towards her and did scowlBut then they all got along and played a game of Twister and the gorillas all became nice and put on tuxedos and served penut butter and banana sandwiches and they all laughed and enjoyed eachother’s company until 9:30 pm when the party ended.
I think I’ll leave the ballad writing to you, SG.
"girl" wrote:Walking into the room in her banana colored cowl
All the evil doers turned towards her and did scowl
But then they all got along and played a game of Twister and the gorillas all became nice and put on tuxedos and served penut butter and banana sandwiches and they all laughed and enjoyed eachother’s company until 9:30 pm when the party ended.
I think I’ll leave the ballad writing to you, SG.
I knew there must be a word called cowl!
Hey that`s not bad I`ll finish it…The party must end
drive around the bend
gorillas driving cars
heading to the bars
the cops arrested one
he stole the cop`s gun
took his doughnuts too
The other cop spilled glue
the gorilla could`nt get away
a night in jail he had to stayAnd you just know the cops used this type of glue….
[img]http://www.toolman.co.uk/images/product/large/Gorilla_Glue.jpg[/img]
ps That was me during my spokesmodelling days.
I was going to put this in the jazz thread but I thought I`d put it here:
http://nicealbumshameaboutthecover.blogspot.com/”>http://nicealbumshameaboutthecover.blogspot.com/
Songs for hip lovers
I want to know what a hip lover is and what songs they get it on to. And the furry piano beast! It’s like the furry cat bus from Totoro!Last night I heard the greatest chat up line ever!
"I want to tell you my theory on why escalators and legs are the same."
"Okay."
"You know when you get to the top on both?"
"Yes."
"Well, that’s when you get off."
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