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[essgee09]

"girl" wrote:

I’m sorry, did you say something banana bottom? I was completely engrossed in picking out what color BBR monogrammed towels I would get you for Christmas.

I want mine to say happy holidays Sexy Grandpa

*hopes Girl will also send a pic of her in a banana towel with a Gwen Stefani wig*

[girl]

I’ll save the banana towel and wig for the office Christmas party.

[essgee09]

"girl" wrote:

😆

I’ll save the banana towel and wig for the office Christmas party.

Just keep out of sight from the gorillas.They`ll want to eat you

[girl]

Good point… *light bulb appears above head to indicate an idea* But what if I have on my gorilla suit underneath the banana towel and blonde wig?! They wouldn’t eat one of their own, would they?

SG, speaking of monkeys and being scantily clad(Oh wait, I don’t think we were speaking of that…I think I was just thinking it) while I was looking for pin up girls I saw this little lady and I thought of you.
[img]http://www.shakespearesmonkeys.com/images/section/565/10100592A-Pin-Up-Girl-Posters-monkey.jpg[/img]

[tonas]

KISS released a 1 minute snippet from their forthcoming album Sonic Boom today. I can’t wait for October 6th. *Geeking Out!*

[girl]

I don’t mean to sound rude but are these people really real? You know, the ones who come here and ask for advice about buying the best tennis racket or the ones who suggest a new pirate game?
Because I don’t want to be caught off guard if they are really evil robots sent by Celine Dion to gather information about us so they can steal our credit card numbers and know exactly what time we are throwing our monthly fancy dinner party so they can create a deadly pirate home invasion and steal our precious jewels.

[essgee09]

Celine and her evil robots are everywhere!They even told Kiss to sell their new album at *gasp* Walmart!
The pin up girl and monkey is nice

[Robert]

girl, if not robots, then evil jesters at the very least. So they’re usually sent to the dust bin when I see them(in other words banned and deleted.)

[girl]

Look at you using your power to banish evil doers! I think just for that you get dibs on Betty Page being your designated pin up girl.

Let this be a lesson to you evil jesters… Robert is not above taking you over his knee and spanking the spam out of you.
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CvXEhdXFheY/STrQ-c7SHcI/AAAAAAAAFPQ/3Syp_9OLC9s/s400/bettie+page+2.jpg[/img]

[tonas]

Yeah Robert does have a happy trigger finger. Maybe he should borrow Javro’s angry stick.

[tonas]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32461344/ns/entertainment-celebrities/”>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32461344/ns … lebrities/

Shit, she’s making another robot………..

[girl]

Some needs to tell Celine that if there is a baby inside her tummy as a result of her eating it, it doesn’t mean that she is pregnant.

[essgee09]

I think Stephen King is involved!

[tonas]

"essgee09" wrote:

Celine and her evil robots are everywhere!They even told Kiss to sell their new album at *gasp* Walmart!
The pin up girl and monkey is nice

Yeah but the cool thing about this KISS/Walmart deal is that each store will dedicate space to a "KISS KORNER". This Korner will be a little KISS shop within Walmart. It will have a bunch of KISS merchandise besides the CD itself. I am anxiously awaiting the opening of this "Korner" so I can go on a KISS shopping spree. One can never have too much memorabilia.

[girl]

"essgee09" wrote:

I think Stephen King is involved!

Stephen King, that knuckle head, when isn’t he involved?

Oh my, it’s so hot here. I feel like I’m melting. Meeeeelllllllltttttttiiiinnnngggggggg……………… I need to summon my superpowers, climb onto my throne of naked men and shoot my freeze ray at the sun. That or just go swimming. Any choice will do.

[Author]

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