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Huzzah! I can’t wait to get Mr. Copely home and tell him he can’t leave the confines of District 9. Guess which part of my body I will designate as District 9
And Oh no! Robert thinks that was a wise rock! Does that mean he likes Poison and knows the deep dark secret of what’s beind Bret Michaels’ bandana that has made scientists question their own existence since the dawn of spandex and Aquanet?
"girl" wrote:And Oh no! Robert thinks that was a wise rock! Does that mean he likes Poison and knows the deep dark secret of what’s beind Bret Michaels’ bandana that has made scientists question their own existence since the dawn of spandex and Aquanet?I`m wondering what if you wrote Unskinny Bop?
*I know this means Girl found her hair metal records and let Tonas out of the dungeon for an air guitar battle*
I had to do some research because I was like "What they hey is unskinny bop?!"
Then I realized it was a song, looked up the lyrics and am convinced that I really did write it.
*lassos Tonas* No one ever escapes! Now I am going to make you all dress up in nothing but leather and hair.
Left to Right: Tonas, girl, SG and Robert
[img]http://media.hamptonroads.com/media/content/hamptonroads/2006/11/nitro512.jpg[/img]"girl" wrote:Left to Right: Tonas, girl, SG and Robert
[img]http://media.hamptonroads.com/media/content/hamptonroads/2006/11/nitro512.jpg[/img]Nice!
"girl" wrote:[img]http://media.hamptonroads.com/media/content/hamptonroads/2006/11/nitro512.jpg[/img]This picture makes me want to take a trip out to the barn so we can all roll around in the hay. Awwww, love.
Have you ever rolled around in the hay? It really isn’t as pleasurable as it sounds. Can we all just roll around in the grass? Naked? You know, simply to prevent grass stains on our clothes.
"girl" wrote:Have you ever rolled around in the hay? It really isn’t as pleasurable as it sounds. Can we all just roll around in the grass? Naked? You know, simply to prevent grass stains on our clothes.All of us rolling around together makes me think of a Freak Scene burrito or pinwheel. We should make a calendar.
I think we should have a Freakscene activity day! Where we have arts and crafts! We could each make our mums leather wallets! Oh my, do you remember when you were a kid and you played games with a giant parachute?! We need that. And an elephant.
And this is random to the 13th power…
I found a *this* in the garden! How it got there I will never know."girl" wrote:And this is random to the 13th power…
I found a *this* in the garden! How it got there I will never know.If you kiss him,he`ll turn into the man of your dreams!It`s the crayfish fairy tale that everyone knows
"girl" wrote:And this is random to the 13th power…
I found a *this* in the garden! How it got there I will never know.Oh ! South Park were right, crab people are taking over !
[img]http://www.editthis.info/images/superdickerycom/4/43/CrabPeople.png[/img]girl, you might be in mortal peril. It’s most likely that you aren’t, but you might be. And so it’s of vital importance that you run to the town square, undress and hoist your undies in the flag pole, this is the only way to stay safe. It’s the one weakness of the crab people, undies hanging in the top of flag poles.
Did I mention that you have to film the whole thing and send it to me ? Well, you do.
The fact that I didn’t make any more or less overt hints towards my northern pole should show you how serious and quite possibly dangerous(but most certainly not dangerous at all, but you never know,) this situation is.To the contrary Robert, it would be aweful if Girl took her undies off and hoisted them up a flagpole, her naughty bits would be exposed and the crab people could invade. You don’t want Girl to get crabs now do you?! I suppose the only solution is if Girl could shoot fire from her crotch, certainly fire would kill the crabs. Girl, are you a firecrotch? Oh I do hope she has a plan for these crab people……..
Oh no! What if I don’t have carpet but something more on the lines like linoleum?!
I’m doomed I tells you! Dooooooooommmmmmeeeeddd!!!!
And stop being perverts you two! Oh my, did I really just say that? I must be bizarro girl! That would explain the short hair, the wardrobe consisting of nothing but neon yellow t-shirts and the fact that I have not sexually harrassed any members today…
But aside from the deadly crayfish invading my garden, I found some baby moles today! I was pulling up some plants to transplant them elsewhere when I heard little teeny tiny squeeks. I followed the sound and found 4 or 5 little blind babies calling for mama because I had uncovered them. I felt so absolutely horrible for ruining their home and exposing them so I put a few big leaf trimmings loosely over them and hoped they’d be okay. I checked on them a few hours ago and they were nowhere to be found so I hope mama mole found them and not a crab person.
I think I mentioned this before, but Monkey has a clicking problem, and it’s really starting to worry me. My goal was to break into the aquatic park over the weekend and let him go swimming. I was sure that would kill any infection he might have, BUT I forgot to take him with me. People keep telling me to get rid of him, but it’s like, "If your kid or BFF started clicking, would you just toss them out?" No. This is a time for prayer everyone! Think happy thoughts for Monkey’s quick recovery.
Oh Monkey, if I could I would stand vigil by your bedside until you made a full recovery. I wouldn’t even leave if it was a really hot day and I heard the ice cream man coming. Not even if the ice cream man was Burt Reynolds in all his mustache glory.
And random times 3! I kid you not when I tell you this. Today I was trimming some bushes and I was attacked by a snake! And by that I don’t mean that I was giving my stable of husbands their regularly scheduled pube-scaping when I was attacked by a trouser snake. Oh no, I mean real bushes and a real snake. Luckily I was wearing super cool, awesome infused gardening gloves and he bit those instead of my finger.
Just look at this 180 ft serpent that almost swallowed me whole…ps. Water skiing and gazpacho are awesome. In that order.
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