Complete randomness

[tonas]

Yeah but I don’t want to burn my house down I still owe quite a bit on it.

I got in under control now, just an unexpected project.

[girl]

What is the deal with peoples belly buttons smelling? Last night I was sitting around with some friends and somehow the conversation got pulled into the direction of belly button lint and how awesome that phenomenon is(A friend of mine always has a crazy amount on his person at all times. I love it when he pulls some out and says "Hey this is blue…when was the last time I wore a blue shirt?")
And then a girlfriend said how weird it was that your belly button smells. Now I was not aware of this. Not at all. She told me to stick my finger in my bellybutton and smell it. At this point I became frightened but did it anyway and couldn’t smell a thing. I even had her smell and she didn’t either. Then she did the same thing to her belly button and it honestly was one of the most disgusting things I ever smelled in my life. So much so that I don’t think it’s normal.

And I don’t know why I told you all this.

[PunkyJ]

PunkyJ’s quirk #192830: I am completely freaked out by belly buttons. I have come close to passing out when I’ve seen someone touching theirs. I know it is weird. It’s like watching someone touch their eyeball.

[essgee09]

I heard that during festivals in Brazil they touch bellybuttons

[girl]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

PunkyJ’s quirk #192830: I am completely freaked out by belly buttons. I have come close to passing out when I’ve seen someone touching theirs. I know it is weird. It’s like watching someone touch their eyeball.

Now that I know what some people’s belly buttons can smell like, I am completely freaked by them too. Not to mention freaky alien outie belly buttons. And when they are pierced…
[img]http://s1.hubimg.com/u/94744_f248.jpg[/img]
That’s like opening a whole can of worms. And then pouring them down your pants.

[PunkyJ]

My belly button and I will be retreating to the darkest corner of my basement now after seeing that picture. Absolutely terrifying.

[girl]

It is, isn’t it? It looks like they swallowed one of those timer thingies on thanksgiving turkeys that tells you when it’s done cooking.

[PunkyJ]

I had a dream about this place last night. I’m sad to say it wasn’t a sexy dream, but I think it means I should spend more time on here. Who needs work and school, anyway?

[tonas]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

Who needs work and school, anyway?

Yeah fuck that shit! Freakscene is where its at.

[girl]

What would a sexy dream about Freakscene be? Will Freakscene be wearing nothing but a sexy italicized font and a knowing smile? And then she handcuffs you to the general discussion section and then does stuff with her tongue in your genital section?

These are things that I think about.

[malcolm tent]

Freakscene never called me back.

[girl]

Freakscene…she be a harsh mistress.

[Robert]

Apparently I might be going to South Africa to attend some matches. If you know me, that’s about as random as it can possibly get in my life.

[girl]

Exciting! While you are there will you please kidnap Sharlto Copley for me? I heart him and the fact that his name sounds like a film about a talking dog who finds his way back home to his family.

And random! I just got back home from swimming and spray painted on a giant rock was "Every rose has its thorn" Oh 80’s, you win again.

[Robert]

If I end up going, I most certainly will do my best to kidnap him for you. It’ll be on top of my to do list.

Also, that was a wise rock.

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