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[girl]

I have always wished that cars could do backflips.

[girl]

I wish that today was April 20th.

April 20th, if you were a soldier in the civil war, I’d be your wife pining for you at home.

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

April 20th, if you were a soldier in the civil war, I’d be your wife pining for you at home.

:sasha smiley:
Any particular reason ? Or just the fact that on April 20th the spring is flying full colors and boasting like it’s totally the strongest and most magical season in the whole year ?

[girl]

April 20th is my dirty little secret. It’s my mistress I cheat on August 31st with. Oh, April 20th, I know I told you I’d leave my wife for you but I just need time.

It’s actually when I go see Of Montreal. I’ve been listening to them all morning and it got me excited at the prospect of seeing Kevin Barnes in hot pants

[Robert]

Calender adultery, one of the most dangerous, yet rewarding schemes in the world.
I see. You lucky, naughty girl ! I expect polaroids of the event.

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

I see. You lucky, naughty girl ! I expect polaroids of the event.

We’ll have to see. I haven’t quite decided yet if I’m going to use all of them to make a "I heart Kevin Barnes" collage

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

We’ll have to see. I haven’t quite decided yet if I’m going to use all of them to make a "I heart Kevin Barnes" collage

Awww….that sounds sweet. And it’s allways nice to have a proper altar. I hope there’s some left for me though.

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

Awww….that sounds sweet. And it’s allways nice to have a proper altar. I hope there’s some left for me though.

Would you settle for some of his DNA?

But you have to promise me that I won’t come home to find you rattling chicken bones in mid-shake and then having an awkard moment of silence when I realize that you’ve been using voodoo to try to make Kevin Barnes your love slave

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

Would you settle for some of his DNA?

I most certainly will. Especially if it’s in one them fancy glass tubes used by chemists and crack cooks alike.

"girl" wrote:

But you have to promise me that I won’t come home to find you rattling chicken bones in mid-shake and then having an awkard moment of silence when I realize that you’ve been using voodoo to try to make Kevin Barnes your love slave

Well, if you swap your with our, then you’re spot on. Such was my intentions. But I promise that has changed now. No voodoo.

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

I most certainly will. Especially if it’s in one them fancy glass tubes used by chemists and crack cooks alike.

What kind of mad scientist would I be without the proper chem/meth lab glass tubes? Not a very good one, that’s what.

Want to put on safety goggles and stare longingly across the room at eachother?

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

What kind of mad scientist would I be without the proper chem/meth lab glass tubes? Not a very good one, that’s what.

True, and I know you’re the best kind of both and never do anything half heartedly.

"girl" wrote:

Want to put on safety goggles and stare longingly across the room at eachother?

To the max.

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

True, and I know you’re the best kind of both and never do anything half heartedly.

Yes.

Even though sometimes I use the glass beakers to hold jellybeans

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

Even though sometimes I use the glass beakers to hold jellybeans

Great Yeti of Serengeti ! Can there be some cinnamon flavored ones ?

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

Great Yeti of Serengeti ! Can there be some cinnamon flavored ones ?

In a world where Greg Sage won’t marry me is a world where cinnamon flavored jellybeans don’t exist

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

In a world where Greg Sage won’t marry me is a world where cinnamon flavored jellybeans don’t exist!

Won’t and don’t are such harsh words. I mean, have you even tried to talk him into it with a little help from a forklift, pliers & a bouncy castle ? Now, where’s that go getter spirit ?

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