Crazy Haiku Thread!

[likeaghost]

you can buy our ports
wait, did you say you’re arab
who’s market is free

[crazycloud]

put some molasses
on a giraffes hairy cock and
swing around like tarzan

[crazycloud]

no hjaiku !! i writ emor e!!2

put some mayonnaise
on a hairy moose vagina
and piss on a rock

[likeaghost]

not that i am drunk
because i’m not but who cares
the world is sober

[likeaghost]

tree top stop shop says
most better than rest unless
rain ruins another

[likeaghost]

summer flipped the switch
hot as all get out yipee
sandals say smile stay

[Hansione]

I’m puzzled this evening
Got an email: someone’s overboard
and Vestman is missing

[Hansione]

The puzzle’s going on
Into the far as well
deepsludge

[likeaghost]

i really like all
especially bad bands but
thats funny ha ha

[likeaghost]

ba da ba da ba
says so much girl got the touch
if only life was

[likeaghost]

i just had to laugh
lions leaving quite large tips
till they ate the staff

[fata morgana]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ho, ho, ho, y iiiii uuuu mmmm
ar grrrrr ooo wwww lllll

[Hansione]

ho ho ho
it’s early though
I’m longing for a xmas show

[Rich]

The Sun Has left Earth
Dominos Won’t Deliver
Where is my gun now

[Hansione]

The summer is gone
leaves all ready for lift of
to late to say no

[Author]

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