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i’m going down south where the gas and weed are cheap we’ll get high all day
Calexico gig Joey burns and rules the stage and I am overwhelmed
forgetful flowers another excuse blows up good to be single
ohio state game how come most of it was fun but it’s a blow-out
hop skip and or jump dry eyes mean most avoid lump i will take two please
please stop the mind crickets from eating my working time membranes
I have some haiku replies:
Hey Kill your TV
Haiku is five seven five
Check out like a ghost
Lisa is my name
My husband is in Macon
Are you hooking up?
oh sorry…
please stop the crickets from eating into my brains while im at my work
Pond scum from the heart, Mildew from my shower wall These things never rhyme.
don’t worry anna no i dont want yer old man he is yours only
Leaves turn and soon fall Racks up the countdown to slow Winter’s coldest groove
Autumn’s thick fog won’t Dissipate and let the sun Shine through its grey veil
under pressure plays problems poise passive parties i like lots of fun
Nights are getting cold New excitement fills the air I love this season
Hey kill your tv You really knew what to do I had no idea
Lisa is my name it was the get high all day that made me wonder
the little ghost hides behind the teacups afraid of her mother