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Talk about getting drunk and stuff. We won’t discriminate against you in here…Unless you’re beer that is.
I was afraid someone would find out I had a beer 15 minutes ago and kick me out, so I just borrowed the bathroom and tiptoed out again.
"girl " wrote:I’m going to handcuff you to the bar.ah, this brings back memories. sweet sweet memories.
I like it when you tell reality who’s boss.
I’m surprised there aren’t more customers in here. I have a man cuffed to the bar and free pretzels…What more do you people want?!
You know what’s annoying? When you’re at the bar trying to get a drink and some girl orders a sex on the beach and starts giggling and then the bartender says something lame like "So do I" and then I have to wait for them to stop being so predictable and cliche’. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m missing that chromosome that all girls have that makes them crave fruity drinks with ridiculous names.
"girl " wrote:Maybe I’m missing that chromosome that all girls have that makes them crave fruity drinks with ridiculous names.I’d rather just have sex on the beach
"girl " wrote:Talk about getting drunk and stuff. We won’t discriminate against you in here…Unless you’re beer that is.i first got drunk when i was 7, some high school idiots let us drink wine.
that was a bit too much
No peanuts, just pretzels.
SonicD, that is terrible that those boys gave you wine at such a young age. Your poor adolescent liver.
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