No Beer Allowed!

[girl]

Tonas walks into girl’s bar and takes a seat. He asks girl for a Jack n Coke. She obliges and he takes a healthy swig. All of the sudden he hears "Hey buddy, nice tie". Tonas looks around to see who said that but girl is down the bar washing glasses and the only other person is Robert and he’s handcuffed to the bar and passed out. Tonas takes another sip of his drink and thinks nothing more of it. A few minutes pass and he hears the same voice say "Your shirt is pretty sharp too". Tonas then says aloud to girl, "Did you hear that?"
"What?" says girl.
"Somebody just told me they liked my shirt and tie!"
"Ohhhhh" says girl. "That’s just the peanuts….They’re complimentary."

[tonas]

*Pretty faded*
Man I think those peanuts are talking to me, what did you really put in my Jack n Coke?

*Getting goose bumps*
It’s so cold all of the sudden, why is it so dark?

*passes out*

[girl]

*slides case of roofies out of sight*

[tonas]

*Wakes up hours later handcuffed to the bar next to Robert*

Where am I? What happened?

*As Tonas awakes he feels violated in some way, but he can’t figure out how*

Robert?

[Robert]

She got you too, eh ? That little vixen !

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

She got you too, eh ? That little vixen !

I just stole his wallet and put his finger up his nose and then in his mouth while he was passed out. You know you’re the only one I truly violate.

[tonas]

"girl " wrote:

I just stole his wallet and put his finger up his nose and then in his mouth while he was passed out. You know you’re the only one I truly violate.

Oh thats it…. I can deal with that. Give me back my wallet.

Wheres everyone at, and why isn’t the jukebox cranking out rad tunes?

Got any food, where’s a menu?

[girl]

"tonas " wrote:

Got any food, where’s a menu?

No food. Just pretzels.

[tonas]

Just pretzels huh… I guess it’s better than nothing.

With no Jukebox how about a sing along?

[girl]

No sing alongs. Just pretzels.

[tonas]

Damn Girl your bar sucks, can you please in handcuff me so I can party somewhere else?

[girl]

No escape. Just pretzels.

[tom]

Two men handcuffed…not my kind of bar. You guys better be careful, Girl may surprise you two and bring in the Gimp!

[Robert]

ah, the gimp ! I haven’t seen him in a couple of days. He’s probably visiting his grandma.
come on, Tom -settle down, have a pretzel. There’s enough handcuffs for everybody !

[girl]

Tom, listen to Robert. Resistance is futile.

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