No Beer Allowed!

[jeremiah]

In my fridge right now: Sleeman’s Honey Brown Lager and Creemore Premium Lager. Other Canadian favorites include Alexander Keith’s IPA and their new Premium White, and especially Mill St. Brewery’s Original Organic Lager.
Favorite US beer: New Belgium Fat Tire.
Favorite Belgium beer: Leffe Blonde
All-time favourite: Coopers Pale Ale (South Australian)

[jeremiah]

"girl" wrote:

Oh my! Some of those tattoos can’t be real? Can they? If so then my perception of reality has shifted greatly.

Getting a tattoo on your…hmmm…how can I put this delicately? Getting a tattoo on your cock has to hurt. And getting a whole set of Loony Toons characters has to hurt deep inside that place where coolness is supposed to reside. Actually a friend of mine is a tattoo artist and he has a little smiley face on the tip of his dick. He says he can’t help but smile every morning when he gets up to take a piss and see that smiling back up at him. He hasn’t let me see it though. But I did see the lovely little bird that he tattooed on his girlfriend’s naughty bits.

And if you want to see tattoos that are lovely and on hot young woman with supple, young skin check out the Suicide Girls. Oh how I heart them, rectangle them and star shaped want to lick them so…
[img]http://www.deeppencil.com/images/raven-girl-tattoo1.jpg[/img]

Obviously, your friend was a good tattoo artist. And that he put a tattoo in his girlfriend ,but he only made his girlfriend’s skin dirty. Anyway, is he only a tattoo artist? He was a great artist and the wings’ tattoo he made was cool.

[girl]

I just noticed this post.

And now I would like to raise a glass and make a toast to all the girlfriends out there whose skin was made oh so dirty by tattoos.

[PunkyJ]

Frozen margaritas in Fla-Vor-Ice tubes. I haven’t been this happy since I discovered juice-box wine.

[essgee09]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

Frozen margaritas in Fla-Vor-Ice tubes. I haven’t been this happy since I discovered juice-box wine.

I thought it said jukebox wine which sound really interesting

[girl]

Fla-Vor-Ice

I remember taking shots and using them as a chaser on numerous occasions and then being so happy after a night of drinking when your friends greets you and your hangover with an ice pop.

[PunkyJ]

I just bought two boxes of my favorite Fla-Vor-Ice margaritas and I’m heading to Kansas City tomorrow. I can’t wait to get naked on this thread later.

Edit* Also, sitting in my room alone drinking 40s and eating cupcakes.

[Robert]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

I can’t wait to get naked on this thread later.

So, you’re telling us that you usually wear clothes while surfing the world wild web ?
That’s so insanely crazy that it just might work. Not that I’m ever going to try it though.

[girl]

Remember when Smithers starts up his computer and it’s Mr. Burns saying "Hello Smithers. You’re quite good at turning me on" ?

It has no relevance to what anyone was saying, I just wanted to know if you remembered it.

And vodka martinis with blue cheese stuffed olives are awesome. To the max. And then some.

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

Remember when Smithers starts up his computer and it’s Mr. Burns saying "Hello Smithers. You’re quite good at turning me on" ?

And Lisas priceless look as she sees the videoclip.

[PunkyJ]

It took way too long to find this thread. We are all still alcoholics here, right? While drinking tonight, I decided to organize my kitchen cabinets. Everything that was in my cabinets is now on the floor along with my empty bottles. Apparently, I like to buy sprinkles in mass quantities, and now my house smells like bleach and beer.

[girl]

I think I want to shrink you down to Lilliputian size and put you in my pocket.

And this weekend I have been using a lot of old timey sayings. I have no idea why but describing how frightened you are by saying I’m more scared then a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs is awesome.

[PunkyJ]

I missed my favorite thread during Oktoberfest. I spent two days drinking and belly dancing…and playing in my favorite tree.

[img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs386.snc4/44961_563716191843_77200113_32841829_6096212_n.jpg[/img]

[essgee09]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

and belly dancing…

Kansas belly dancing!I`m not sure what that would look like.Vermont belly dancing includes soggy pumpkins I`m sure

[girl]

What’s that supposed to mean?!

PunkyJ, you are like a midwestern 4-H babe. And I like it!

Oh, and where were you during Oktoberfest? I couldn’t imagine wearing cut off shorts during October in Vermont. I mean it snowed here already! Honestly, my lederhosen were leder-frozen.

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