No Beer Allowed!

[tom]

Robert and Girl

Is Dino playing at the bar? I do like pretzels.

[tonas]

She told me no sing alongs, and I haven’t heard a note of music. I’ll be surprized if J and the boys show up.

[Robert]

actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if an establishment with blokes handcuffed to the bar, all the pretzels you could desire and the possiblity of a guest appereance by a gimp, would be a welcomed treat for Dino. J has played with GG Allin, hasn’t he, so I’m guessing this would bring back some nice memories for him.

[tom]

Well I’m standing at the door. If Dino is playing at the bar, I’m in for sure.

[tonas]

Damn I forgot J played with GG Allen. Robert where did Girl put the ruffies, I may not want to remember what the gimp is going to do with me.

[Robert]

I’m hoping they are, but I think girl is the one you need to ask for a definite confirmation. She is the proprietor after all.

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

J has played with GG Allin, hasn’t he, so I’m guessing this would bring back some nice memories for him.

But no one is allowed to try to recreate those memories by eating their own poop. Got it, fellas?

[tom]

No eating of feces. The bar is starting to sound better.

GG Allin, what a loser.

[tonas]

*singing*
And then a big brown shark came………

[tom]

I hope we dont have a Bonhamish Mudhshark incident at the bar!

[Robert]

"Tom " wrote:

No eating of feces. The bar is starting to sound better.

I concur.

"Tom " wrote:

GG Allin, what a loser.

I saw a documentary, whose name I can’t remember, about Allin not too long ago. He had some serious issues to say the least.

[girl]

Boys, boys! Settle down and drink your roofie laced drinks. Dino will be out in a few minutes.

[tom]

Dino is playing, I’m in. I only drink girly drinks, so can I get a Margarita or Smirnoff Raspberry Twist?

[girl]

No girly drinks allowed!

[tom]

I’m not a beer drinker. How about some shots. Or whiskey sours.

[Author]

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