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January 16, 2007 at 4:37 pm #124936"Tom " wrote:I’m not a beer drinker.
Did you happen to read the title of this thread?

Shots it is!
January 16, 2007 at 4:53 pm #124937In what was nothing more then a feeble attempt to "one-up" kurticus’s ‘night on the town’ thread, he will concur the ‘no beer allowed’ thread has superseded his thread in terms of total replies and magnitude of ongoing conversation generated. However, he would like to point out additional posts in aforesaid ‘no beer allowed’ thread has had no relevance to the original topic of said thread, and thus the ‘night on the town’ thread reigns supreme in number of replies that actually have to do with the topic at hand.
Be careful ladies and gents. Sure roofies and beer seem like a fun mixture at the moment, but next thing you know, you wake with a killer headache, chained to a bar, wallet missing, and yadda yadda yadda, oh heck, why even bother…
Kurticus’s ‘no beer allowed’ drink of the moment is Skyy and coke, or 7-up, or Bicardi in either. Or even better, Skyy and Bicardi mixed with coke. Barkeep, a round for all!
Can kurticus get a drink to go with his Bass please?
January 16, 2007 at 4:56 pm #124938I’m sure you can get a drink to go with your Bass. However, If your offered a Mudshark, I’d say no .
January 16, 2007 at 5:19 pm #124939Keep an open eye Kurticus or you may find yourself handcuffed to a bar. :-
January 17, 2007 at 11:56 am #124940"The return of Kurticus " wrote:Girl is the supreme ruler of every alcohol related thread. I’m just jealous because I have a growth on my neck that makes me look like I have another head. Why oh why was I born so uncool?!ps Girl rules!
Another boy to add to my collection of handcuffed patrons.
January 17, 2007 at 3:17 pm #124941Kurticus,
Maybe you needed a catchier title for your thread. No offense. When I saw Night on the Town, I figured it had something to do with Paris Hilton or something.
January 17, 2007 at 5:05 pm #124942Quote:Keep an open eye Kurticus or you may find yourself handcuffed to a bar.Dang, and I just got uncuffed from the radiator (inside joke).
Quote:Quote from: The return of Kurticus on Yesterday at 06:53:16 AM ‘Girl is the supreme ruler of every alcohol related thread. I’m just jealous because I have a growth on my neck that makes me look like I have another head. Why oh why was I born so uncool?!’Oh, so now we are making up quotes, what the fudge?
Quote:Kurticus, Maybe you needed a catchier title for your thread. No offense. When I saw Night on the Town, I figured it had something to do with Paris Hilton or something.Dang it. Me and my stupid titles.
Pretzels only, mudshark, roofies, peeps handcuffed to a bar, missing wallets, a gimp…
I know what’s wrong with this place! There’s no emergency fire exit. Have fun in your death trap!!!
*makes mad dash for front door*January 17, 2007 at 5:13 pm #124943I think the Robert is fighting of the Gimps , and Tonas was fending off the mudshark.
I’m just waiting for Dinosaur to play!
January 17, 2007 at 5:20 pm #124944That last post should read Gimp. I hope Girl doesnt have 2 of them running around!
January 17, 2007 at 5:34 pm #124945"The return of Kurticus " wrote:Dang, and I just got uncuffed from the radiator (inside joke).Hahaha!
Quote:Oh, so now we are making up quotes, what the fudge?
It’s more like I was saying what was on your mind and in your heart.
Quote:I know what’s wrong with this place! There’s no emergency fire exit. Have fun in your death trap!!!
*makes mad dash for front door*You’ll be back! They always come back.
January 17, 2007 at 5:35 pm #124946"Tom " wrote:That last post should read Gimp. I hope Girl doesnt have 2 of them running around!Of course not! Only one is running around…the other is chained up.
January 18, 2007 at 4:55 pm #124947Handcuffed men, two gimps, a possible mudshark, and no margaritas! Dinosaur better start playing soon!
January 20, 2007 at 2:21 pm #124948Poor Tom, he’s over in the corner in the fetal position chanting over and over "Dino is coming. Dino is coming."
Best bar ever? Damn right!
March 26, 2009 at 8:12 am #124949Oh my! I had a good laugh reading this.

*sets out pretzels and spring loaded man traps*
March 26, 2009 at 2:45 pm #124950What does a man handcuffed to the bar have to do to get some service around here ?
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