No Beer Allowed!

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July 26, 2009 at 9:54 am #124981
Robert
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"girl" wrote:

Robert, please tell me that you jumped up on the table and sang "Here I am, Rock you like a hurricane!" wearing nothing but a pair of lycra pants and a sexy come hither smile.

naughty you !
I know I should’ve, but the only song I sang last night was Summer Babe.
July 26, 2009 at 9:55 am #124982
Robert
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"essgee09" wrote:

Someone on another site said their dad sings ‘ROCK YOU LIKE AN OILCAN!’

What do you mean another site ? Are you telling us you’re cheating on us with another site ?!
July 26, 2009 at 10:21 am #124983
girl
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I think I would cheat on this site too if it meant hearing "Rock you like an oilcan"
July 26, 2009 at 12:19 pm #124984
essgee09
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"Robert" wrote:

"essgee09" wrote:

Someone on another site said their dad sings ‘ROCK YOU LIKE AN OILCAN!’

What do you mean another site ? Are you telling us you’re cheating on us with another site ?!

I don`t think it as cheating.It`s playing the field
July 26, 2009 at 12:27 pm #124985
girl
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SG, I am picturing you with a t-shirt on that says "Don’t be a playa hata!"

It’s pretty much the most fantastic thing I’ve thought about all day.
July 26, 2009 at 2:21 pm #124986
essgee09
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"girl" wrote:

SG, I am picturing you with a t-shirt on that says "Don’t be a playa hata!"

It’s pretty much the most fantastic thing I’ve thought about all day.

Actually my t shirt says I Love Vermont

I think I`m gonna sing Summer Babe too but it`s going to be Vegas style! *SG in a expensive suit surrounded by showgirls and brass instruments,I wink my eye at Girl in the audience in a pink gown and croon…*

*Ice baby
I saw your girlfriend
and she`s eating her fingers like just another meal*

*trumpets blast while the showgirls swoon toward me*

*SG lights a plastic tipped cigar*
July 26, 2009 at 2:36 pm #124987
girl
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*throws panties onto stage*
February 2, 2010 at 12:58 pm #124988
girl
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Oh my, this thread doesn’t disappoint. I’m almost tempted to start drinking now.
February 2, 2010 at 3:50 pm #124989
PunkyJ
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Unfortunately, this is what happens to me when I drink… I find the nearest homeless guy, make him dance to Dancing Queen with me, wash my hands repeatedly, and then I go skinny dipping in the freezing cold lake. I think I did a good impression of him, though.

[img]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs100.snc3/16742_353680975256_690130256_9705041_4599725_n.jpg[/img]

I don’t get the opportunity to drink like this often, but I will make sure to visit this thread when I can.
February 2, 2010 at 6:01 pm #124990
tonas
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Dancing queen huh, what about disco inferno?
February 2, 2010 at 10:09 pm #124991
PunkyJ
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"tonas" wrote:

Dancing queen huh, what about disco inferno?

I refuse to cheat on Dancing Queen when I drink whiskey.
February 12, 2010 at 5:13 pm #124992
PunkyJ
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I will be making babies with this thread later tonight. Drink #1, here I come!
February 14, 2010 at 9:12 pm #124993
malcolm tent
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hey, Salami, there was a hyper-conservative kid at my last school who had a "Vermont is for Lovers" shirt, never sure how much he got the joke. . .
February 14, 2010 at 10:14 pm #124994
tonas
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"PunkyJ" wrote:

I will be making babies with this thread later tonight. Drink #1, here I come!

Nice!
February 14, 2010 at 11:55 pm #124995
PunkyJ
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Franzia and Boomerang at my house! Oh my…I love drinking Franzia. My brother is dating a German foreign exchange student, so we gave her a fake tattoo and waxed her eyebrows and sent her packing. A productive night for me.
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