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A productive night indeed! Even more so considering it could’ve gone in a completely different direction. Like with real tattoos and a bikini wax.
Found a new, painless wax. I tested it with the eyebrows, and a bikini wax is the next step. I’m afraid it won’t be as painless as it was last night if I don’t add wine again. Sooo…my next visit in this thread will probably be when I do said bikini wax. I will at least try to stay away from the pics thread.
I am a strong believer that wine + hot wax + your lady bits = a big no no. It just sounds like a recipe for disaster.
"PunkyJ" wrote:…or an excuse to get creative with my danger zone.Truer words have never been typed on the internets since the day Al Gore invented it.
And speaking of creative danger zones…I saw a video of a girl who had "VIP" tattoed on her naughty bits. I quite liked it though I would never do that myself. The closest I would come to doing something like that would be to set up a velvet rope between my thighs, hire a bouncer and pass out exclusive backstage passes to boys I fancied.
Weirdest one I have ever seen: Woman mows lawns for a living getting a tattoo of Mickey Mouse pushing a lawn mower towards her strip-shaved zone. Why Mickey Mouse?
"PunkyJ" wrote:Weirdest one I have ever seen: Woman mows lawns for a living getting a tattoo of Mickey Mouse pushing a lawn mower towards her strip-shaved zone. Why Mickey Mouse?I saw that same tattoo on a guy on his chest, except ot was a cricket pushing a push mower. The guys was so specific to have the push mover be the exact same length as a bic shaver.
The best one though was this biker who had a cartoon rabit bending over, looking back and flipping the bird, the cool part was it was on his belly and his belly button was the rabits asshole. If you can visualize that. I’m sure there is probably a pic online somewhere.
Three things that freak me out:
1. Grown women who have a butt load of stuffed animals
2. Grown women who have a butt load of stuffed animals and keep them on their bed
3. Grown women with cartoon characters tattoed on themOh my, I’ve spent the last 20 minutes searching through tattoos and I would probably get into trouble if I linked the pictures here. Some are very nice and lovely and beautiful like this one
[img]http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/091/b/d/Cherry_Blossom_Back_piece_by_GlassBeetle.jpg[/img]
Or this one
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2487/4097771228_f115d38d8c.jpg[/img]
Though I would love to have this ship tattooed down my side. I think that would look rad.But then there are tattoos like this one that should never see the light of day.
Re:Things that freak you out; you forgot
4. Grown women, on their bed, with a load of animals stuffed up their butt.By the way, is sulphuric acid or holy water the best way to cleanse my eyes from the sight of stretch marks and cheesy tattoos combined into an unholy travesty ?
A gasoline and a match is the only to get rid of the sight of that hot mess. That or an exorcism.
But to help ease the pain of that awful sight, here is a beautiful lady and her hidden lady bits.
[img]http://www.artonot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tat1.jpg[/img]
And here is the lovely Miss Kat Von D.
[img]http://tattooed.totalh.com/images/Kat-Von-D-la-ink-15.jpg[/img]
[img]http://53.img.v4.skyrock.net/531/kat-von-d-officielle/pics/2379209149_1.jpg[/img]
I used to love her so much but then she went ahead and dyed her hair blonde and made me sad.ps Robert, didn’t you used to work with a girl who kept stuffed animals on her bed?
If you by work mean that we literally worked at the same firm, then yes.
If by work you mean something that you’ll be able to turn into a sexual reference, umm..then I don’t want to comment on that.That, or I was trying to be really clever in a really stupid way.
But yes, yes I did work with a girl who had stuffed animals on her bed.I couldn’t agree more about the cartoon character tattoos. I worked with a woman who had a giant Eeyore tattoo right on her chest. Ick! I also know another one in her mid-20’s, who loves Care Bears, and is waiting for her boyfriend to propose so she can decorate their bedroom with clouds. Cloud sheets, cloud comforter, and blue walls. And people think I am twisted…
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