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[Out my way]

My first post will be in here.

[duane]

Wow, I had a roommate who I believed had sex with his cat. I don’t have time to get into details of it all right now, but if you have any intrest I will tell.
[/quote]

LOL! This is like that big red button on the control panel that blinks DO NOT PUSH. Well, I gotta push it so please, by all means, do tell…..

…and this better not be no "gettin’ some p***y" joke either!

[Rich]

Well this story actually dates back to Freshman year in High School, were rumors were spread of my future roommates love of his cat "Fluffy". Now those things being said back then in the context of making fun of him, did nothing but make me and my other friends believe the exact opposite(I mean who would have sex with a cat).

Well years down the road this guy came back from the Army and Him, my other friend, and myself of course decided to get an apartment close to the University we went to. He brought along a cat as a pet. (His cat was ancient, and almost in a comotose state) Things began to get a little weird. Nightly he would bring the cat in his room only to open the door a crack and kick him out minutes later. We still thought nothing of it.

The cat began to shit uncontrollably around the house, and one day got to the point where it would just leak like a runny nose. We called our roommate the owner to come check out the cat. He lifted him up, and turned him around to see the problem. (This is going to get really disgusting, I still cringe thinking about it)When the cat was turned around, his asshole, was like a female porn stars after a nasty anal scene. Just red and gaping, it was by far the most disgusting thing I’ve seen in my life.

That day he brought the cat to the vet, then back to his parents house, and he moved out at the end of the month.

This is really a true story

[andyfest]

That is just awful! So was the cat really old or did it just look like it based on the fact that your roommate had sex with it so much?

[lookitssam]

Holy shit.

[Rich]

"andyfest " wrote:

That is just awful! So was the cat really old or did it just look like it based on the fact that your roommate had sex with it so much?

THe cat was really old, and I think slightly retarted due to the fact the dude had sex with it for so long.

[Rich]

I think its time for more people to tell stories of twisted perv’s they know.

[alicemudgarden_jr]

I don’t think anybody could beat the sickness of your story, it would have to be pretty insane! I told my friends today at college when we saw a cat on the street and they were totally grossed out . You should get an award or sumthing

[crazycloud]

oh!! how bout that animated flying canine could use some smelly dog lingus!!!!

[Rich]

Thats no dog, thats falcor a luck dragon from the never ending story.

[lookitssam]

"alicemudgarden_jr " wrote:

I don’t think anybody could beat the sickness of your story, it would have to be pretty insane! I told my friends today at college when we saw a cat on the street and they were totally grossed out . You should get an award or sumthing

I concur. The way he described that shit was just…fucked up beyond belief.

[Rich]

Well if you can beat it or not, I’d still like to hear some fucked up stories.

[Rich]

I had sexual relations with a woman once.

[Rich]

IT was good, but better the other times.

[Rich]

how does that happen?

[Author]

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