[PunkyJ]

Mmmmuah! Hello, my lovelies! How I’ve missed you.

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Thanks. Someone is getting fixed. I don’t think I could handle 3 oops. Even though it would be cool to create my own band.

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I’m back from my winter hibernation. 🙂 Found out today we are having a boy. So relieved, but now we need boy names. We are completely lost on this part. Suggestions are welcome, and the winner gets a prize!

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The reason you all have been missing me so much lately.

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OOPS!

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This isn’t really random, but I just found out Sebadoh is playing in KC this month. This will be my very first, virginity-losing Sebadoh show. Can’t wait!

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I like coming back here after being gone for way too damn long. 🙂

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I like when I need to take a dump at work and someone has left the newspaper in the stall.

Awww

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Happy Birthday! …late

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Aww thanks everyone! I spent my birthday watching old scary movies like The Shining. It was fantastic.

[PunkyJ]

– Take Monkey on a road trip.
– Belly dance my way into a bikini in time for my Hawaii vacation.
– Swim with sharks while in Hawaii.
– Master the art of calligraphy. (I’ve only been trying to do this for 10 years now.)
– Decide which school to enroll in next year. And maybe decide what to go back to school for…
– Every year I swear I will focus on one Halloween costume and finish it before October 31st and I always end up with a last minute costume. Not this year!
– And it is still my dream every year to star in an infomercial.

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Liking my new job as a legal assistant. ahem…sexy legal assistant* My Biology degree appears to be worthless.

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"Tony Raines" wrote:

What’s the bandaid doing on your arm, PunkyJ???

Somewhere there is a picture of the Zombeaner taking a bite out of it.

"tonas" wrote:

"PunkyJ" wrote:

Punky it looks like you got period on your face, gross……..

Gimme a kiss!

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"girl" wrote:

Those are awesome! What were you supposed to be? 70’s porn star? A 70’s porn star who got bit on the arm by a zombie? A 70’s porn star who got bit on the arm by a zombie and now has to be examined by a mustachioed EMT to see if she can still do porn or if her ladybits have fallen off?

I swear you are the only person that got that! He was a 70’s porn paramedic and I was his disco victim. As a couple, we were a bad 70’s porn. It was a last minute idea, but we did get to watch several 70’s pornos for the sake of research, so I’m not complaining.

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Check out my kick-ass shoes I found for $3 at Goodwill. Told you we keep it classy in Kansas.

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This is my new dance

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"girl" wrote:

And speaking of spectangular staches! I just redecorated my fridge today and look at those glorious hairy catepillar lips those sex cauldrons on the bottom center are sporting.

I tried, but I couldn’t take my eyes off of Conan the Tease.

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