[PunkyJ]

There is always a never-ending supply of prom dresses, wedding dresses, and stirrup pants at the thrift stores around here. I live in Kansas, though, so I can’t promise that you can find such hideous goodies anywhere. Remember wearing stirrup pants back in the 80’s? My mom always made me wear my scrunchy socks on the inside of them, totally trying to ruin my super-cool reputation.

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My boyfriend randomly decided to dress like a cowboy for work this morning and it caused me to have all kinds of crazy, sexy dreams about roping tornadoes and being quizzed on hidden meanings in the Wizard of Oz. I can’t wait to go back.

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"girl" wrote:

I’m still convinced your "clothes" are really holograms.

Sounds like an idea for a theme-party. I will have to bring it up at the next council meeting.

[PunkyJ]

Well, I’m late on this, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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That’s it! You are the reincarnated Bearded Lady. It’s all in the stache.

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"girl" wrote:

Oh, and where were you during Oktoberfest? I couldn’t imagine wearing cut off shorts during October in Vermont. I mean it snowed here already! Honestly, my lederhosen were leder-frozen.

I don’t need to wear clothes when I drink…or ever really. I just put these on to prove to everyone that I actually do own clothes.

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"Robert" wrote:

Kimono & leather, it such a winning combination.

Possible Halloween costume… I’m so behind this year.

[PunkyJ]

Saw this and thought of Girl.

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I missed my favorite thread during Oktoberfest. I spent two days drinking and belly dancing…and playing in my favorite tree.

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"girl" wrote:

I secretly hope I have a secret double agent porno twin.

Please let it be me!

[PunkyJ]

It took way too long to find this thread. We are all still alcoholics here, right? While drinking tonight, I decided to organize my kitchen cabinets. Everything that was in my cabinets is now on the floor along with my empty bottles. Apparently, I like to buy sprinkles in mass quantities, and now my house smells like bleach and beer.

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New apartment in a week means new places to take my clothes off. I love it.

"girl" wrote:

😆 I think I drank so much this weekend that my liver is going to write her congressman. But one thing that is super hilarious is calling a bartender "liquorsmith". For the entire evening.

This is going on my resume.

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I have been in the land of no internets for too long. Can’t believe I missed the evil penis conversation. I’m thinking this Evil Penis character would make a terrific villain for my PunkyJ alter-ego. Instead of carrying around the Lasso of Truth like Wonder Woman, I can carry a penis leash.

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I missed you.

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I think I mentioned this before, but Monkey has a clicking problem, and it’s really starting to worry me. My goal was to break into the aquatic park over the weekend and let him go swimming. I was sure that would kill any infection he might have, BUT I forgot to take him with me. People keep telling me to get rid of him, but it’s like, "If your kid or BFF started clicking, would you just toss them out?" No. This is a time for prayer everyone! Think happy thoughts for Monkey’s quick recovery.

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