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"girl" wrote:It’s true! Tiny lassos and combs do nothing. Plus one can never really control a mustache. You just have to brace yourself, take off your underwear and pray that it doesn’t get you pregnant while your sitting on it.
Wow. Of course I’ve heard the rumors, but I’ve thought they were just myths, like aeroplanes, microwave ovens and door locks. To finally see the proof in the pudding, so to speak, is both shocking and exhilerating.
"girl" wrote:And I could really use those techniques!No worries, I’ll give you a crash course. And after you’ve completed the course we’ll put them to the test, and if you’re not cured you’ll get your money back.
It’s the original win win win situation.Germs !
If I ever shave off my adventure beard it’ll be just so I can have a mustache like that guy.Liquorsmith ! At first I thought it was really posh that your liver has her own congressman, but living in a country where there is such a fantastic phenomenon as a liquorsmith I guess it’s mandatory.
I always try to get my liver drunk before me, that way it can’t say no. And if it does it’s just the slutty codename for yes.
"girl" wrote:Oh yes, my lucrative career as a armpit hairdresser has me knee deep in hippies. Though I have to admit it’s not as glamorous as my previous job as Tom Selleck’s personal mustache wrangler. most amazing mental picture this entire weekend !
is it true that his mustache is a ninjutsu champion on all contintents and the forest moon of Endor ?
And I heard that the only surefire method of controlling it is to sit on it."girl" wrote:You know, I have not seen one episode of this new season that came out.
I must remedy that.Shock horror ! That means you haven’t witnessed the glory of Preacherbots techniques to heal sexual deviancy. Jeez, girl !
Marathon medals that aren’t my own. Wearing all six of them at the same time, demanding a discount at the sushi place because I’m a highly skilled athlete and when they delivered the food they called me Mr. Super Olympic. Being carried back to the place where the party was while we all sang the winner takes it all.
The whisky at five in the morning wasn’t such a good idea though. Oddly enough.Yes, as a professional armpit hairdresser I would think that hippies are a steady source of income for you.
Oh ! And the vegetarion lion with the dry cough !
And even though it’s a completely different episode I really love this line
Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think ?
it’s a line that’s come in handy in many a situation in my daily life.It probably was. Well, Footloose could’ve been a great zombie movie if it had featured less dancing. And more zombies.
And their macrobiotic diet means there’s a lot of bubbles around when they’re swimming.
But yeah, the no underwear deal is even more satisfactory.It’s nice to see hippies in their natural habitat, they look so peaceful.
You know, we might call it slowmotion, but I think it should be called hippievision, because it’s shown in the speed that hippies experience life.[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_k_axy6QTAZI/TCJMWz5oKMI/AAAAAAAAAJw/_iE4WiHHczY/s320/Tremors_Bloodrush.jpg[/img]
I want a graboid for a pet. I promise to feed him and walk him every day.
"girl" wrote:😯I think I need some fresh air because it is scary how much…let’s just say it’s simply scary.
Yes, let’s. And now let’s say the how much part.
Yay ! Robert, your ideas are brilliant and it’s absolutely impossible to tell that you’re writing this while trying to get fruit out of your hair !"girl" wrote:😯I think I need some fresh air because it is scary how much…let’s just say it’s simply scary.
Yes, let’s. And now let’s say the how much part.
Yay ! Robert, your ideas are brilliant and it’s absolutely impossible to tell that you’re writing this while trying to get fruit out of your hair !
