[Robert]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

I don’t need to wear clothes when I drink…or ever really. I just put these on to prove to everyone that I actually do own clothes.

Lucky. Me on the other hand, I have been slapped with a court order stating I’m required to wear clothes while venturing outside. Come on, what’s the point of going to church if you have to wear clothes ?
All I can do now is occasionally give my johnson a breather by letting him hang out from my jeans. The poor fellow.

[Robert]

Neat !
Glad the show went well, that you’ve got a batch of new songs + and the possibility to hear them is great.

[Robert]

Hipp hipp ! Hope you had a rocking birthday and that the show was awesome.

[Robert]

King Dong has nothing on Sex Tiger. His theme song alone is known for making females of all species climax. Attenborough says so, so it has to be true. It’s not like television would have any reason to lie to us.

I like examples. In fact, they’re my new favourite thing ! I am going to fornicate a lot of examples from now on.

[Robert]

How does ear orgasms compare to actual genital and mental orgasms ?

[Robert]

How does ear orgasms compare to actual genital and mental orgasms ?

[Robert]

Praise from the master, I am humbled and slightly dizzy.

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

It does! Though I like to think it can mimick the mating call of a sex tiger and that is why I become so turned on when it blends my food.

Oh dear, that brought back some super fantastic memories. From Richard Attenboroughs many documentaries on the magnificent beast.
Ah, the mighty sex tiger, the noblest and awesomest creature in the bedroom jungle.

[Robert]

Bored To Death, I know we live too far apart for this to develop past the sexual tension and occasional online sex escapades, but your return to my screen has left me wanting, panting, needing and sighing. You’re such a tease, and I love you for it. Snap, crackle & pop. If you continue to be this fantastic I’ll have to leave the rocky shores of Nowhere and venture past the oceanical barrier so you can put a ring on my finger and make me a woman.

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

Hmmmm now that I think about it, I see your point.

Either way, I really can’t be bothered. As long as you feel my point, I’ll be happy though.

[Robert]

Yes, the blender mix master 7500 truly has a captivating sound, indeed. No arguments there.

[Robert]

Boston Spaceships – Freedom Rings.
This song is so good I for a split second thought about letting little Red Reding Hood off the hook for the night. But then I came to my senses and realized that it’s not up to me to deny myself any pleasure.

[Robert]

Boston Spaceships – Freedom Rings.
This song is so good I for a split second thought about letting little Red Reding Hood off the hook for the night. But then I came to my senses and realized that it’s not up to me to deny myself any pleasure.

[Robert]

You know, your masculine persona + mangina, and the fact that you’re bilingual makes you at least half dude. Probably around 65%

[Robert]

You know, your masculine persona + mangina, and the fact that you’re bilingual makes you at least half dude. Probably around 65%

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