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Shhhhhhhhhhhhh I still want people around here to think I’m pure and pristine like freshly fallen snow.
And maybe this would be better suited in Complete Randomness but I’m pretty sure Tommy Chong sold me underwear today.
Fla-Vor-Ice
I remember taking shots and using them as a chaser on numerous occasions and then being so happy after a night of drinking when your friends greets you and your hangover with an ice pop.
That is awesome. No that is more then awesome. That’s like if awesome had sex with a supernova, had a baby and that baby was awesome.I like boys who play guitar.
And I like taking a shower and being all clean after spending pretty much a week straight being filthy.What would a sexy dream about Freakscene be? Will Freakscene be wearing nothing but a sexy italicized font and a knowing smile? And then she handcuffs you to the general discussion section and then does stuff with her tongue in your genital section?
These are things that I think about.
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I’m not sure if this movie was as funny as I thought it was or if it was people, places and extenuating circumstances that made me laugh so much I couldn’t breathe.
But looking at that picture is starting to make my giggle muscles sing all over again.
Who’s going to be Uncle Fester?!
If Rich came back he would be perfect. Yes he would. So much so that I am going to make it so. Some way, some how, I will.
I wanting to go camping again this past weekend but the almighty meteorologist of fate said it was going to rain all weekend. So imagine my surprise when saturday came and was completely gorgeous! Though yesterday turned out to be rainy and cold but all was not lost because I went shopping and got new stuff.
And I like new stuff. I like it a lot.I like it!
You can be my Gomez.
And do you consider it goth because I’m pale? I used to go tanning a lot but then I decided I didn’t want to look like a leather handbag. Oh yes…and get skin cancer. And spray tans just look like you are covered in a fine layer of cheeto dust. So I’ve learned to embrace my pasty complexion. And on the bright side, guys seem to appreciate the juxtaposition of a red handprint against creamy white skin.
Oh my! I can’t believe they are coming out with another brand new season. Quick! someone slap me in the face with something other then your hand to see if I’m dreaming!
"Robert" wrote:You’re allowed to wear pants now ? Astonishing news.And the fact that you are concerned about my comfort when I’m on my knees is astonishing squared.
I have found myself tuning in to watch them late at night at times.
And I honestly can’t help it because they are wildly cute and stupid. Oh so stupid. My chick parts are waging a battle against my brain parts and forcing me to watch teeny clips of them. Well only the ones when they are talking and not the ones when they are jumping the moon in a homemade space ship and breaking their wreckless Finnish bums.And stop the presses, poor ice down my pants, give me a nickname like Destructo Jeans, and say that again! Futurama is coming out with a new season?! I might have to get down on my knees and thank the Lord of The Dance for this one.
I just noticed this post.
And now I would like to raise a glass and make a toast to all the girlfriends out there whose skin was made oh so dirty by tattoos.
