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What is the deal with peoples belly buttons smelling? Last night I was sitting around with some friends and somehow the conversation got pulled into the direction of belly button lint and how awesome that phenomenon is(A friend of mine always has a crazy amount on his person at all times. I love it when he pulls some out and says "Hey this is blue…when was the last time I wore a blue shirt?")
And then a girlfriend said how weird it was that your belly button smells. Now I was not aware of this. Not at all. She told me to stick my finger in my bellybutton and smell it. At this point I became frightened but did it anyway and couldn’t smell a thing. I even had her smell and she didn’t either. Then she did the same thing to her belly button and it honestly was one of the most disgusting things I ever smelled in my life. So much so that I don’t think it’s normal.And I don’t know why I told you all this.
Happy belated birthday, Tom! I hope your day was fantastic and fun and filled presents and smiles and atleast one person jumping out of a cake.
Oh. My. Goodness.
I absolutely love Alvaro! I am honestly still giggling over the fact that he asks girls to come and take a shower at his house. What a funny, cute little man you’ve got, Stef.
And I love kids, I honestly do. They are so creative and free and don’t care that I am slightly weird. Actually this weekend I was in a shop and I was waiting in line behind a momma and her 2 little boys when 1 of the boys started to hold my hand.
I didn’t want mum to feel uncomfortable about her little guy holding a strangers hand so I laughed and struck up a conversation with her and told her how adorable her boys were. And then both of the little dudes started showing off and showing me how high they could jump. They honestly looked like two bouncing kangaroos and I told them so which made them feel very proud of themselves and smile a lot.When I think of pink flamingos I think of the ornaments that adorn the lawns in trailer parks. Is that what you are talking about? Is so, you can’t go wrong with a redneck/white trash style party.
I went to one last summer and had a hillbilly blast.
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[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/homedecor.jpg?t=1272630096[/img]Needless to say it was a classy event.
*Jumps up and down* *Is happy she’s wearing a bra* It is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
That’s it! I officially want to take you out behind a bowling alley and get you pregnant.And the funny thing is that isn’t the only picture I have with undies on my head. I have another one where I’m playing poker and have limited amount of clothes on with my own panties perched on my noggin. But it was taken back when I was a dirty filthy smoker so I opted for silly, scratch that, I mean sexy picture instead.
"youngphan" wrote:I never knew les was blonde!I meant to comment on this earlier but then my mind got side tracked with aerobic workouts that look like they harness the power of handjobs.
But what I was going to say was that that video of blonde Les you can see on their dvd, Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People.
Wow, thinking back on when I first got into Primus makes me happy. I had a lot of fun with the people I was with then.
PunkyJ: Scaring the pants of boys since 1997.
The other day I put my little niece into a dress and it came with little undies but she refused to put them on. Well, she refused to put them on her bottom…
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And I have no idea where in the world she got the idea from to put undies on her head.
She most certainly didn’t get that from me.I’m irresistable. I know.
"PunkyJ" wrote:…I should put this on canvas.You know "canvas" is another word that they use for my naked body in the art world.
"Annastefka" wrote:Oh dear Girl….I would love for you to spend some time with me sometime for sometime.Like time spent together working out with a Shake Weight?
[youtube]rVogg_0Hhus&feature=related[/youtube]I like to do my workouts on my knees with one shake weight in each hand held above my face.
I think I have issues too.
I’m not a big fan of guns and my naked flesh. The only cold steel I let touch my bare skin is that of handcuffs…And that of a bridle and bit when I’m playing "kentucky Derby" during foreplay…But I am a big fan of topless!Oh my, I think if I owned a gun I would try to be cool and stuff it down the front of my pants like they do in the movies. But instead of being suave I would probably shoot myself in my lady junk.
If I had to pick, I believe it would be my most charming quality. And my most sexy. And my most viewed body part seen by strangers.
And remember when Rich showed us his mangina?!
I miss him."Robert" wrote:I really like your Playboy pose, the picture really brings out your feminine side !Why thank you! The secret is tucking back my testicles so they don’t show.
"Robert" wrote:Yes, because spanking a girl who’s proud that she’s finally fired a gun when sober is exactly the person that I’m tempted to administer a spanking to. What could possibly go wrong in that scenario ?With spankings there should always be an element of danger! But this time instead of spanking a girl with dangerously high heels on while she stands on a rickedy table and spins plates, you’ll be spanking PunkyJ.
