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Awwww Tonas, that was super sweet and accepting of you to say. Now let’s go write dirty limericks on the Freakscene bathroom walls.
Oh my, oh my, oh my! If SG comes in and writes one about a girl from Vermont…
"tonas" wrote:…I guess I get my own Bologna sized thread
And isn’t that all a man really wants out of life?
"Robert" wrote:I get it ! I get it !
It’s because his penis is really big, right ?That is innapropriate…but true.
No, I have no intimate knowledge of the perverbial Tonas Bolognas and I don’t think his wife would like a perverted pig farmer having it either.
I have no idea what you are talking about. *scratches balls* I mean…uh…*tries to think of what it is that girls do* Uhm…have sex with men for money?
"tonas" wrote:Or actually around here it would probably go tonas bolognas.Actually around here we call him Tony the bologna pony. But that is for very different, non-sandwich related reasons.
A gasoline and a match is the only to get rid of the sight of that hot mess. That or an exorcism.
But to help ease the pain of that awful sight, here is a beautiful lady and her hidden lady bits.
[img]http://www.artonot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tat1.jpg[/img]
And here is the lovely Miss Kat Von D.
[img]http://tattooed.totalh.com/images/Kat-Von-D-la-ink-15.jpg[/img]
[img]http://53.img.v4.skyrock.net/531/kat-von-d-officielle/pics/2379209149_1.jpg[/img]
I used to love her so much but then she went ahead and dyed her hair blonde and made me sad.ps Robert, didn’t you used to work with a girl who kept stuffed animals on her bed?
Nobody would’ve known it was you if you hadn’t spilled the beans! That’s the beauty of vinyl gimp masks.
Poor Robert, you are always getting hurt. I should make you one of my patented bubble wrap body suits that all the celebrities are raving about.
"malcolm tent" wrote:I swear to gods, if one more person tells me I need to eat a sandwich. . .I knew it! You really are a malnourished rogue porn star! Roaming the land banging feral chicks, foraging for roots and berries and refusing to eat sandwich’s from the hands of strangers.
Most of the dudes are gross musclely meatheads with tribal tattoos and who get really red in the face when they exert themselves. Or they are freakishly skinny and you just want to feed them a sandwich. Kind of like I feel about Bradford Cox. Though he hasn’t reverted to porn. Yet.
