Complete randomness

[girl]

"tonas" wrote:

I’m sure Girl will know how to take her out.

It’s DEFCON 1 boys! *prepares army of gorillas*

[essgee09]

"girl" wrote:

"tonas" wrote:

I’m sure Girl will know how to take her out.

It’s DEFCON 1 boys! *prepares army of gorillas*

*Celine starts singing and gorillas run away*

*SG gives gorillas earplugs*

*gorillas plan new stragedy*

[girl]

"essgee09" wrote:

*gorillas plan new stragedy*

I hope it involves them dressing up in red sequin dresses, blond wigs and lipstick.

[essgee09]

"girl" wrote:

I hope it involves them dressing up in red sequin dresses, blond wigs and lipstick.

Like your Gwen Stefani costume?

[girl]

I know I’ve said this before but Ewwwwwwww

[essgee09]

"girl" wrote:

I know I’ve said this before but Ewwwwwwww

Does that mean you`re not a hollaback girl?

[girl]

Gwen Stefani cheats at Bingo. And one time she fed booger laced sandwiches to her lunch guests and then watched them all eat them while she sniggered behind the bushes.

True story.

[essgee09]

"girl" wrote:

Gwen Stefani cheats at Bingo

I think she was trying to spell bananas

[girl]

When that song came out banana sales were up 5000%, Banana Republic became the #1 ranking store to buy linen pants and the number of banana peel related slip and falls skyrocketed from 2 to 7,307,015.

Gwen Stefani in cahoots with Big Business Banana?

When asked about her active role in the banana boom Ms. Stefani was quoted to say "I Gwen Stefani, am in no way directly affiliated with the sudden spike in banana related retail." But on leaving the press conference several witnesses were noted to see a suspicious looking sticker stuck to the seat of her pants.

[essgee09]

And the children`s tv show charachers Bananas In Pajamas became huge stars and the Velvet Underground And Nico album sold like never before

[Robert]

Since this is the thread of randomness(and my story features bananas,) I might as well share the following with you.
Yesterday I was out with my bike on some trails in the forest. And even though it had been raining and was slippery I was too lazy to change the pedals into the ones that you click your shoes onto. I’ve allways claimed that I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones. Now I’m not so sure.

Naturally I had to take a spill because my feet slipped off the pedals on a landing. Resulting in my bum slamming down on the crossbar. Suffice to say my tailbone recieved a fair beating.

It was too uncomfortable to sit on the seat, so I had to stand the whole way down towards the city, and now follows the part that is banana relevant. A friend of mine lives not far from the forest I had been biking in, and she’s a doctor, so I decided I’d stop by and ask her if I could do anything to ease the pain. As you might imagine at this point I was sure the injury was fatal and that I’d never fully recover. So she checked if the tailbone was broken while her two kids danced around gleefully singing robert broke his bum tralala and her husband telling me over and over again that no sane person would consider biking in a forest. There’s a reason tarmac was invented, was his mantra.

Anyways, after the check up she disappeared and came back with her children laughing even harder than before, because she was sporting some frozen bananas that she taped onto my bum to make the swelling go down. I fear I shall forever be called banana bum robert by her kids.

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

I fear I shall forever be called banana bum robert by her kids.

And by me as well.

[Robert]

Hey, that’s simply not fair ! You weren’t even there to care for my bum, so I’m not sure you’re entitled to be calling me that.

[girl]

I’m sorry, did you say something banana bottom? I was completely engrossed in picking out what color BBR monogrammed towels I would get you for Christmas.

[Robert]

When it comes to towels all I ask for is that they feature
I’m with dweebus in italic print and an arrow pointing in your general direction.

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