Complete randomness

[malcolm tent]

Good topic, I was just thinking about how this is one of those days off where you just decide to get dressed up. Well, wear jeans and a cowboy shirt, but it’s better than usual.

[girl]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

I’ll answer that with a Bubbles!

Oh my, I think I now want to run away with you and fix shopping carts for a living to pay for all the kitty food we’ll need.

And hi, Malcom Tent! Your name is awesome. It sounds like the name of a rogue porn star.

[PunkyJ]

I just now noticed that Malcolm Tent was new. My new member smell has finally worn off.

[malcolm tent]

New-ish. . . yeah, I’ll just say I’m new. I mean, who’d like to be associated with themselves from a decade ago?
And Malcolm came from a new coworker at an old job forgetting my given name, the last name floated in during a round of thinking up punk-rock stage names. Y’know like Pat Place or Pat Smear or Justin Sane or Bruce Gilbert. I’m hardly punk, but I’m probably more of a punk than a porn actor.

[PunkyJ]

Everyone is so damn tense around my house. I hate it.

[malcolm tent]

I can’t decide whether I hate my job or writing a new resume more.

[PunkyJ]

I just spent my entire Saturday cleaning the house. I had a whole day planned for scavenger hunting, and then realized what a shit hole this place had become. Oh well, scavenger hunts are probably best left for Sundays anyway.

[PunkyJ]

I noticed that I needed one more post to hit 100, and since I just couldn’t close out with that "99" staring at me, I am going to whore myself out here to make it so.

[malcolm tent]

Cheater!

[tonas]

I like how I feel after running 2 miles.

[girl]

Tonas! You are bright green! Did you get bitten by a radioactive monkey? Again.

[tonas]

No apparently moderators are supposed to be green. Should I change it back? I kind of like it.

[PunkyJ]

I think the color looks smashing on you.

[Robert]

"tonas" wrote:

No apparently moderators are supposed to be green. Should I change it back? I kind of like it.

Agreed, I’m totally gay for green tonas.

[girl]

No, don’t change it back! It’s like you rolled around in the ooze that changed regular turtles into the ninja turtles. So now instead of Tonas you are ninja Tonas!

[Author]

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