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[girl]

Razamajazzercise is when someone makes a rude noise while wearing spandex and doing step aerobics.

[tonas]

"girl" wrote:

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Razamajazzercise is when someone makes a rude noise while wearing spandex and doing step aerobics.

Or maybe passing gas while doing their yoga stretches.

[essgee09]

"tonas" wrote:

"girl" wrote:

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Razamajazzercise is when someone makes a rude noise while wearing spandex and doing step aerobics.

Or maybe passing gas while doing their yoga stretches.

Starwarsrazamajazzercise is passing gas while doing Yoda stretches

[Robert]

"essgee09" wrote:

I should try to write one for Robert…

Robert knows his norwegian wood
Well is`nt that good

He never causes a fuss
Just keeps cool like Steve Malkmus

When he`s an old geezer
He`ll still be rockin to Weezer

He does`nt own alot of coats
But alot of albums by the Mountain Goats

He ain`t no Clark Gable
But he has a cool turntable

SG, I’m more than a little honored to be on the recieving end of your skills

[essgee09]

"Robert" wrote:

SG, I’m more than a little honored to be on the recieving end of your skills

I`m not much of a poet but I try

[girl]

You are being modest.

Oh my. Earlier today while I was driving through the mean streets of Vermont I drove past two little blond boys who I thought were just pointing in my general direction. It turmed out they were holding toy guns and were pretending to shoot me.

[essgee09]

"girl" wrote:

You are being modest.

Oh my. Earlier today while I was driving through the mean streets of Vermont I drove past two little blond boys who I thought were just pointing in my general direction. It turmed out they were holding toy guns and were pretending to shoot me.

You should call the mounties to take them in for pancake breakfast

*hands Girl a cheese slice for protection*

[tonas]

"girl" wrote:

You are being modest.

Oh my. Earlier today while I was driving through the mean streets of Vermont I drove past two little blond boys who I thought were just pointing in my general direction. It turmed out they were holding toy guns and were pretending to shoot me.

I thought Vermont was hippieland and there was only peace and love going around. Shocked to hear there are toy guns in the state.

[girl]

What a pair of naughty little boys, right? They must have snuck into Canada and got those toy guns.

*activates cheese shield*

[tonas]

Damn Canadians! (Sorry SG) Why must Canadians be so violent with their toy guns and hockey sticks. Its bad enough they let Allanis Morrisette loose in the 90’s to scream and yell at us, now we have to worry about toy guns?

Can I get a piece of cheese?

[essgee09]

"tonas" wrote:

Damn Canadians! (Sorry SG) Why must Canadians be so violent with their toy guns and hockey sticks. Its bad enough they let Allanis Morrisette loose in the 90’s to scream and yell at us, now we have to worry about toy guns?

Can I get a piece of cheese?

It`s Celine Dion that makes them do what they do.Alanis is just yelling for more Kraft Dinner YOU OUTTA KNOW IT`S CHEESY!
*hands Tonas the cheese of power*

[tonas]

Oooh God i can’t stand Celine Dion, she would be a very good reason to initiate a war with Canada, just to get rid of her. I’m convinced she is a robot, I just can’t prove it. Maybe Girl can help me out.

[essgee09]

"tonas" wrote:

Oooh God i can’t stand Celine Dion, she would be a very good reason to initiate a war with Canada, just to get rid of her. I’m convinced she is a robot, I just can’t prove it. Maybe Girl can help me out.

Celine was dropped off by aliens in the Quebec woods.She tried to get into Vermont but the maple syrup mounties kept her back.

[tonas]

Thats it she’s a cyborg alien, it all makes sense now. I’m sure Girl will know how to take her out.

[Robert]

Of course she will, flaming lips wrote a song about her doing just that.
There might be times of doubt and uncertainty, but this we can be absolutely sure of.
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