"Rich " wrote:
You want to see I’ll give you my address, or rather the address of the local tavern by my school which I frequent buy me some drinks, sing me a song, see my penis, it won’t be long
When I’m feeling up to traveling again I just might take you up on this offer. I’ll be the girl standing outside the tavern with a sign saying "Looking for a man with a shaved head and a small penis. Inquire within."