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[girl]

"Rich " wrote:

Girl did you put the video up on youtube yet?

Youtube is for chumps. I’m holding out for the major motion picture deal.

[Rich]

"girl " wrote:

Youtube is for chumps. I’m holding out for the major motion picture deal.

I want my cut of your pie

[crazycloud]

head spins dont count douchebag

[Rich]

"crazycloud " wrote:

head spins dont count douchebag

thats not nice

[fata morgana]

Note to self: to find Rich at NYC show, look for… man with bloodied leather pants or someone hobbling around with two broken legs or dead man in Free Candy van…

[girl]

Awwww the free candy van….I had forgotten about that. Good times…

Rich wrote:

I want my cut of your pie

And I want you to sing "She’s my cherry pie" while wearing hot pants but it’s not going to happen now, is it?

[Rich]

"girl " wrote:

Awwww the free candy van….I had forgotten about that. Good times…

And I want you to sing "She’s my cherry pie" while wearing hot pants but it’s not going to happen now, is it?

of course it will

[girl]

*packs trunk with pink hot pants and heads to New York*

[Rich]

"girl " wrote:

*packs trunk with pink hot pants and heads to New York*

if I only knew that’s all it took to get you here.

[girl]

You could have also lured me with the promise of presents…like a pony.

[SonicD]

Bumpage.

I think size matters only for the eyes.

[Rich]

"girl " wrote:

You could have also lured me with the promise of presents…like a pony.

how about some maggoty bread

[girl]

"Rich " wrote:

how about some maggoty bread

Maybe a little cup of toilet water to wash it down with could sweeten the deal.

[Rich]

You want it

well

you got it

[girl]

Sweet!

I want to sing "I like the night life, I like to boogie" opera style with you.

[Author]

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