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Youtube is for chumps. I’m holding out for the major motion picture deal.
I want my cut of your pie
head spins dont count douchebag
thats not nice
Note to self: to find Rich at NYC show, look for… man with bloodied leather pants or someone hobbling around with two broken legs or dead man in Free Candy van…
Awwww the free candy van….I had forgotten about that. Good times…
And I want you to sing "She’s my cherry pie" while wearing hot pants but it’s not going to happen now, is it?
of course it will
*packs trunk with pink hot pants and heads to New York*
if I only knew that’s all it took to get you here.
You could have also lured me with the promise of presents…like a pony.
Bumpage.
I think size matters only for the eyes.
how about some maggoty bread
Maybe a little cup of toilet water to wash it down with could sweeten the deal.
You want it
well
you got it
Sweet!
I want to sing "I like the night life, I like to boogie" opera style with you.