Small Penis

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April 16, 2008 at 3:32 pm #114150
girl
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I love when boyfriends saunter that thin line between boyfriend and stalker. I’ll even tell them where I’m going to be and point out ideal hiding spots adjacent to that location that they can hide in.
I’m a thoughtful kind of girlfriend.
April 16, 2008 at 5:26 pm #114151
erin the great
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Hm. It’s really my fault for being so amazing.
April 16, 2008 at 8:57 pm #114152
Vaguely Dismember
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You guys are funny.
April 17, 2008 at 11:27 am #114153
girl
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"erin the great" wrote:

Hm. It’s really my fault for being so amazing.

True. True. Sometimes I think it a curse to have been born so awesome.

I think it’s funny when you start stalking your stalker. You just end up walking in circles.
April 17, 2008 at 5:06 pm #114154
Vaguely Dismember
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"girl" wrote:

"erin the great" wrote:

Hm. It’s really my fault for being so amazing.

True. True. Sometimes I think it a curse to have been born so awesome.

I think it’s funny when you start stalking your stalker. You just end up walking in circles.

Would these be outbound swirling circles, Sumo wrestler circles or the ones that vortex like the looks of flushing a toilet? I just can’t seem to decide day by day.
April 21, 2008 at 11:29 am #114155
girl
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It’s like the circles of a hurricane on a doppler radar. You know, the ones that swirl menacingly then stop, reverse and start over again.
May 5, 2008 at 6:01 pm #114156
Rich
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yeah usually after every relationship where i get dumped I tend to find someone who does the same exact thing i did to the other person to make them dump me it’s just not right!
May 20, 2008 at 8:36 pm #114157
erin the great
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That’s so funny. I’ve never… actually done anything to get dumped. That’s the weird part.
May 27, 2008 at 10:10 pm #114158
Rich
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I think this post has done so much to better human life
July 10, 2008 at 11:18 am #114159
girl
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"Rich" wrote:

I think this post has done so much to better human life

It helped me find Jesus.

He was hiding under the bed.
July 12, 2008 at 12:17 pm #114160
K7 Rides Again
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I think it’s amazing a post called "small penis" has been transformed into 14 pages worth of dialog. Nice conversation starter Rich!
July 14, 2008 at 11:48 am #114161
girl
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Rich, I’d knit you sweaters so you wouldn’t be naked when we visit the North Pole.
February 28, 2009 at 5:21 pm #114162
Robert
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Right now. This. Is exactly what I needed.
Rich, your penis is a life saver. Though I guess you’ve heard that before.
March 2, 2009 at 6:12 am #114163
maxini
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Well hello there Robert

I had a hunch you’d be back when I least expected it, and you proved me right
March 2, 2009 at 8:28 am #114164
Robert
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Ah, my favorite swede is still where it’s at !

It’s great to see that you’re still around maxini, that made my day.
And I’m glad I lived up to your expectations .

Are you still doing the swedish scientist in Czech Republic thing ?
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