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March 3, 2009 at 9:12 pm #114180
What a great thread! you guys rock.
March 3, 2009 at 9:15 pm #114181Welcome to the boards Sasha, a little weird welcoming you in a small penis thread though.
March 3, 2009 at 9:26 pm #114182Thank you! It gave me a good laugh I needed!
"tonas" wrote:Welcome to the boards Sasha, a little weird welcoming you in a small penis thread though.
March 4, 2009 at 1:31 am #114183"Rich" wrote:Hello All Robert saved me from a sinking battleship, on the condition I return and post on the forums again. I’m glad to see a drunken tirade of mine is still the top thread here.
"Rich" wrote:Hello All Robert saved me from a sinking battleship, on the condition I return and post on the forums again. I’m glad to see a drunken tirade of mine is still the top thread here.
Come on man, you know your penis will always have top priority !
After all, penile support is what friends are for.Welcome to the boards Sasha, and a big pat on the back for reckognising the importance of posting in the
small penis thread !Tonas, I’m in awe. For your 36 birthday I suggest you get some space for your dino and kiss memorablia.
Your wife owes, seeing how young and dashing your attire is.March 4, 2009 at 9:00 am #114184"Robert" wrote:Tonas, I’m in awe. For your 36 birthday I suggest you get some space for your dino and kiss memorablia.
Your wife owes, seeing how young and dashing your attire is.I am afraid at this point Robert it’s a losing battle (finding an appropriate space for my childish toys). I’ve learned to choose my fights carefully. I will always hold to on hope that my memorabilia will see the light of day…. someday.
I still pipe dream about when the kids are old enough taking two weeks vacation grabbing some of my pals learning a few songs and touring the west coast. I may be in my 40’s when I do it, but God damn it I’m gonna do it. I still dream of at least putting out a 7" on Sub Pop records too before I die. I’ve dreamt about that since I was 15.
March 4, 2009 at 10:47 pm #114185Quote:Welcome to the boards Sasha, and a big pat on the back for reckognising the importance of posting in the
small penis thread !Thank you!
Hahaha posting in small penis threads has always been a priority!
March 5, 2009 at 10:40 am #114186I’m going to build a statue of Rich and put it in my front yard.
March 5, 2009 at 10:57 am #114187Will it be to scale ?
I hear he’s 10 feet tall.
I think the statue should have rhine stone nipples.March 5, 2009 at 11:01 am #114188"Robert" wrote:I think the statue should have rhine stone nipples.Just like Rich in real life.
March 5, 2009 at 11:08 am #114189Yes, we’ll honor mother natures work that way.
It it going to be a nude statue, or will it be wearing orange speedos, leather vest and hemp slippers like Rich ?March 5, 2009 at 5:21 pm #114190"Robert" wrote:Yes, we’ll honor mother natures work that way.
It it going to be a nude statue, or will it be wearing orange speedos, leather vest and hemp slippers like Rich ?I’ve developed a case of GrandPa Balls as well be sure to put those in the statue
March 5, 2009 at 6:02 pm #114191Hmm….. old saggy balls, I’m sure there is a cosmetic procedure that can fix that and make you feel young again.
March 5, 2009 at 6:12 pm #114192"Rich" wrote:"Robert" wrote:Yes, we’ll honor mother natures work that way.
It it going to be a nude statue, or will it be wearing orange speedos, leather vest and hemp slippers like Rich ?I’ve developed a case of GrandPa Balls as well be sure to put those in the statue
Hahahaha wonderful imagery
March 6, 2009 at 11:20 am #114193Oh Rich, you are a delight! Does it look like you have two oranges in a sock dangling between your legs?
March 6, 2009 at 11:54 am #114194"girl" wrote:Oh Rich, you are a delight! Does it look like you have two oranges in a sock dangling between your legs?Eewww, I did the unforgivable sin of having a picture of Rich’s grandpa two oranges in a sock dangling between his legs balls flash across my mind.
I need some private robert time. After that I need to change my spinal fluids and burn off my retinaes. -
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