Small Penis

[Sasha]

What a great thread! you guys rock.

[tonas]

Welcome to the boards Sasha, a little weird welcoming you in a small penis thread though.

[Sasha]

Thank you! It gave me a good laugh I needed!

"tonas" wrote:

Welcome to the boards Sasha, a little weird welcoming you in a small penis thread though.

[Robert]

"Rich" wrote:

Hello All Robert saved me from a sinking battleship, on the condition I return and post on the forums again. I’m glad to see a drunken tirade of mine is still the top thread here.

"Rich" wrote:

Hello All Robert saved me from a sinking battleship, on the condition I return and post on the forums again. I’m glad to see a drunken tirade of mine is still the top thread here.

Come on man, you know your penis will always have top priority !
After all, penile support is what friends are for.

Welcome to the boards Sasha, and a big pat on the back for reckognising the importance of posting in the
small penis thread !

Tonas, I’m in awe. For your 36 birthday I suggest you get some space for your dino and kiss memorablia.
Your wife owes, seeing how young and dashing your attire is.

[tonas]

"Robert" wrote:

Tonas, I’m in awe. For your 36 birthday I suggest you get some space for your dino and kiss memorablia.
Your wife owes, seeing how young and dashing your attire is.

I am afraid at this point Robert it’s a losing battle (finding an appropriate space for my childish toys). I’ve learned to choose my fights carefully. I will always hold to on hope that my memorabilia will see the light of day…. someday.

I still pipe dream about when the kids are old enough taking two weeks vacation grabbing some of my pals learning a few songs and touring the west coast. I may be in my 40’s when I do it, but God damn it I’m gonna do it. I still dream of at least putting out a 7" on Sub Pop records too before I die. I’ve dreamt about that since I was 15.

[Sasha]

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Welcome to the boards Sasha, and a big pat on the back for reckognising the importance of posting in the
small penis thread !

Thank you!
Hahaha posting in small penis threads has always been a priority!

[girl]

I’m going to build a statue of Rich and put it in my front yard.

[Robert]

Will it be to scale ?
I hear he’s 10 feet tall.
I think the statue should have rhine stone nipples.

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

I think the statue should have rhine stone nipples.

Just like Rich in real life.

[Robert]

Yes, we’ll honor mother natures work that way.
It it going to be a nude statue, or will it be wearing orange speedos, leather vest and hemp slippers like Rich ?

[Rich]

"Robert" wrote:

Yes, we’ll honor mother natures work that way.
It it going to be a nude statue, or will it be wearing orange speedos, leather vest and hemp slippers like Rich ?

I’ve developed a case of GrandPa Balls as well be sure to put those in the statue

[tonas]

Hmm….. old saggy balls, I’m sure there is a cosmetic procedure that can fix that and make you feel young again.

[Sasha]

"Rich" wrote:

"Robert" wrote:

Yes, we’ll honor mother natures work that way.
It it going to be a nude statue, or will it be wearing orange speedos, leather vest and hemp slippers like Rich ?

I’ve developed a case of GrandPa Balls as well be sure to put those in the statue

Hahahaha wonderful imagery

[girl]

Oh Rich, you are a delight! Does it look like you have two oranges in a sock dangling between your legs?

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

Oh Rich, you are a delight! Does it look like you have two oranges in a sock dangling between your legs?

Eewww, I did the unforgivable sin of having a picture of Rich’s grandpa two oranges in a sock dangling between his legs balls flash across my mind.
I need some private robert time. After that I need to change my spinal fluids and burn off my retinaes.

[Author]

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