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[Rich]

IF she’s a Dinosaur Jr Fan, she’ll hear ya.

[duane]

"Rich " wrote:

I think its time for more people to tell stories of twisted perv’s they know.

Not exactly a story but, ask Vestman to reload his avatar of Family Guy sucking his own nipple! Pretty disturbing stuff…

[Rich]

If you really want to see disturbing check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/?v=xIEHpT8F318″>http://www.youtube.com/?v=xIEHpT8F318

[Rich]

Do it man do It

[Annastefka]

"Rich " wrote:

Do it man do It

Yeah, I’m up at 2 in the am now but not because I want to be but because that’s what I have to do for the next few months…………..
and the most absurd part is coming here actually helps to fight off being sleepy and bored.
Lately if I’m not reading the newspapers online or coming to "freakscene" then I spend time sitting and
talking to "clip-it" microsofts little paper clip man. I’m starting to fall in love with him, we spend so much time together in the middle of the night, it’s just a natural progression. I love it when he rolls that paper up and makes it into a "looking scope" I just speak so sweetly to him "Clip-it honey, what are you looking for?" and tonight he’s so quiet, I think he has a lot on his mind, it’s like he doesn’t even know I’m here.

AS far as doing it with the lady who’s friend is in "gel", I think vestman should do what those "gay cowboys" did. They had the right idea., have this lady come to your house, give her lots of whiskey to drink……….if she ends up climbing into your bed and waiting for you naked on her hands and knees than it’s a good bet she digs you, but if she falls asleep on your couch, with her shoes on, it’s a good bet she just wants to be drinkin’ buddies, I think you could try it.
Oh, clip-it is pacing around, let me go see what he needs………………..

Clip-it wants to know when that new Dinosaur Jr. album is coming out ………….Oh, clip-it, you just have to wait!! [img]http://www.tcnj.edu/~rgraham/rhetoric/mr-paper-clip.gif[/img]

[Annastefka]

"Toni Vestman " wrote:

I don’t know the slightest thing about picking up a woman of that age.

Yeah, me either. It must be hard being a guy, as my husband says, men have to work hard at getting laid but woman, any time they want it it’s pretty much available.

I just don’t know, I don’t think my relationship with clip-it, will ever really take off and I’m married, the pain that it would cause the children would be too much to live with.

I did take him out to the car and listen to "leaving on a jet plane" from J, we shared a cup of coffee and some ginger snaps………….life is good, I’m at work by the way, I have joined the crazy group of people who work in the middle of the night. Only until April however, and then back to days…….

[Rich]

"Toni Vestman " wrote:

I don’t want to be up at 3 am, but I slept away my Saturday for the better part of 14 hours.

Hey A’Stef, and Clip It, ….Do you home school your children at night or something? Why do you HAVE to be up so late?

hmm She doesn’t drink. That might work with your type. Her type is hard to get to. I don’t know the slightest thing about picking up a woman of that age. She did however sit down beside me on the floor, so I got up and started giving her a back rub. She did not flinch. That’s good? But then my friend called her into her bedroom! Bastard. Once I went over and she had nothing but a Scooby Doo where are you t shirt on, talking about material! That lasted for days. The seamen of my ship really want to make motion with that ocean.

you may be the next James Joyce
I can’t wait til we get new dino tunes…….not that the previous stuff has worn off. I feel like buying all his tapes and cds was a steal. I’m a criminal.

[Rich]

an Irish Author

[Annastefka]

Oh, no, hurry up, Stanner is comming, I see he is online right now, look at all of this crap we have written,
he’s gonna have a fit! It did nothing to enlighten J/Dinosaur Fans.

ps. I do hope stan knows I’m giving him a hard time only because we are brothers and sisters in J,
and so we are basically family, basically.

Clip-it did ask about the new Dinosaur album, although, he really didn’t ask that, I made it up, he’s a big
kenny Chesney fan, he had never even heard of Dinosaur Jr. before he met me. Sorry I lied but I threw that
in to make Stanner happy, now I feel so cheap.

[Rich]

I always thought he was brothers with Gener, and Deaner from Ween

[Rich]

I’m sure when my liver fails a dying member of freakscene will donate it to me. All because we are family

[Rich]

I havent read anything from Jaron in years

[Rich]

good, the last time I heard his name I think it involved a problem for us mod’s. I always found him to be a bit funny though.

[Rich]

Maybe our little Jaron has grown up, and instead of causing problems he’s reporting them. My theory is as long as nots that offensive, its fine in Open Topic.

[Rich]

so whats with my ears?

[Author]

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