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[Rich]

What is this "music" you speak of,

I also agree with Mattman, and "The Arcade Fire", sleeping is giving in.

Can you handle the BIG CITY NIGHTS of New York

[duane]

Dude, errr….Toni, stay in the south: The air is cleaner, the girls are prettier, and you don’t have to travel three hours to get a gallon of milk…..

[duane]

….., and the rent’s cheaper ,too. A house down the road from us is renting for 800/mo: 2800 sq.ft., three bedrooms, two bath, a pool, hot tub in the master bath, and 20 acres.
20 acres! Heck, you could pay Dinosaur Jr. to come jam in the field behind your house!

[Rich]

Last time I check it takes me 20 seconds to get a gallon of milk

[duane]

"Rich " wrote:

Last time I check it takes me 20 seconds to get a gallon of milk

Yeah, after the $50 cab ride to the store.

[Rich]

no after walking less than a block to get it, everything is fast around here.

[duane]

Well, now I’m worried.
You guys shot down all my arguements except "the girls are prettier". What, you guys got some dog chicks north if the Mason-Dixon line?

[Rich]

just like every other place in the the world, the ratio of hot women to dog women is the same, but here there’s a lot more women so that means you see a lot more hotties, in hot little numbers too, we don’t adhere to a strict moral code so that means more cleavage.

[duane]

Well, small towns in places like Arkansas are the only hope for dorks like me to score a hot chick. My wife came from a little town called Greenwood. I’m not saying she’s ignorant, just if we were both from the city she probably wouldn’t even talk to me. All you big city guys who can’t find a ladyfriend should take advantage of this untapped resource!
Oh, you don’t want to wonder off too deep into the sticks (remember Deliverance). I can drive less than an hour south and see people that still crap in outhouses! I’m talkin’ b-a-c-k-w-o-o-d-s. "Unrefined" is OK but, when a guy approaches you and says "I’d like you to meet my wife and sister", and there’s ONE girl standing there. Well, that’s just a story for another time…..

[Rich]

Scoring a hot chick is the only reason I would go down south.

[duane]

And you couldn’t pay me enough to move away….damn yankee!

[Rich]

"duane " wrote:

And you couldn’t pay me enough to move away….damn yankee!

Well the south is Winning we got a retartd hick as President.

[duane]

"Rich " wrote:

"duane " wrote:

And you couldn’t pay me enough to move away….damn yankee!

Well the south is Winning we got a retartd hick as President.

lol! Halarious!
See, here we are having some healthy debate, and you go and drop the Clinton Bomb on me. Worst. President. Ever.
During those 8 tumultuous years, Charlton Heston was my president. Still got the bumper sticker!

[Rich]

"duane " wrote:

"Rich " wrote:

"duane " wrote:

And you couldn’t pay me enough to move away….damn yankee!

Well the south is Winning we got a retartd hick as President.

lol! Halarious!
See, here we are having some healthy debate, and you go and drop the Clinton Bomb on me. Worst. President. Ever.
During those 8 tumultuous years, Charlton Heston was my president. Still got the bumper sticker!

Yes eight years of prosperity for America, compared to this quagmire were in now.

[duane]

If by "prosperity" you mean "making America a whipping boy for the UN" then I completly agree.
I’d take what we’ve got now anyday if the alternative is allowing our country to go in the toilet…where’s Reagan when we need him….

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