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One of the first things I learned in school was to obey the girl with undergarments fashioned from lettuce, so as of now I’m leaning heavily towards Primavera. Ah yes, my ladies of the evening.
Did girl tell you ?! I bet she told you ! Oi ! girl, you promised me that you wouldn’t tell anyone and that those pictures you took where for your eyes only.
I looked stunning in them though.
Oh boy, the shot with 3 of the guys walking down the street looking totally rockband in black jackets and then J walks into frame wearing a gigantic green winter jacket really killed me

get ready to reap the fruits of your success.Of course I have ! Who do you take me for ? It makes me feel like a juicy explosion of fingerlicking goodness.
The girl with lettuce undies is the Queen in any and every land.OK, this is too serious a question to be decided by logic or informed decisions. Coin toss it is.
I had no idea ! I really like how you educate me, girl

What I do know though, is that scottish mountaineers will say Robert, it’s not that I’m drunk, but could you just make sure I pull down my pants before I take a leak ?Yes ! And for once I didn’t get edible undies, but actual factual undies that I can wear without being afraid that girls will start eating them off of my body. I do hope it didn’t count as my christmas present though.
Was the undies you gave made of lettuce ?
Someone gave me a pair of Massey Ferguson briefs today. They’re awesome and I’m sure they’re the latest craze among farmers across the world.
I know, I haven’t got a clue as to which I’d prefer. Four days in Barcelona with mates will be spectacular, but dino and bts with friends will be a dream come true. And I’ve been to Barcelona tons of times. I hate decisions that involve deciding.
"PunkyJ" wrote:Scare the pants right off of you? That is what I was going for.
In that case, let me congratulate you in your triumph !
When a friend is over and you lie on each end of the sofa, talking, listening to music and then we both starts to doze off and all of the sudden she kicks out with one legs and falls off the sofa and then looks all confused.
Dinosaur Jr & Built To Spill on 28.5.
Which is close to a wet dream coming true. The only problem is that I also have a festival pass to Primavera Sound in Barcelona which is the same weekend. I might need to toss a coin to decide. Or play rock paper scissor lizard spock against my own reflection to decide.If she’s hand cuffed to the toilet I’d really like permission to use the bathroom. Please.
"PunkyJ" wrote:I finally got to shoot a gun sober.Every implication of that sentence scares me.
Lesbian Vampire Killers.
I am well aware that I probably had too big expectations, but can you really blame me ? It’s called Lesbian Vampire Killers for crying out loud.
If you haven’t seen this movie I’d advice you to watch a pornographic film and your favorite vampire film at the same time instead. -
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